Man, these work from home brehs have hit the lottery.

[Bucciarati Joestar]

I don’t have a laptop. They sent my ass home with my actual work desktop.I got both Skype and teams and of course my manager reaches out on teams. It’s cool I try the open up word and put something on my keyboard lol. I be wanting to go back to sleep every morning as soon as I login every morning but I don’t want somebody to see I’ve been away for 2 hours.

Use the mouse jiggler app and place your phone on top of it so you can always appear available on Skype and teams.

 

[Koli_Kat]

Wake up, send emails, hit pornhub and jakk off , go to the smoothie spot with all the bad hoes for lunch. Come back, write 3 lines of code...browse the coli and twitter then log out .

 

[George's Dilemma]

I wake up at 8am, sign into Skype, then sleep until like noon then I begin work after

I didn't want to dap this. I'm paranoid that my company is monitoring who I dap and rep on here.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

My job want's us to go in three times a week starting next week this is some bullshyt, All my other friends don't have to go in until next year, My friend's job told her July 22 bruh

 

[BaggerofTea]

I didn't want to dap this. I'm paranoid that my company is monitoring who I dap and rep on here.

if your stupid enough to surf the coli on your work computer.

Yes they could, if they were targeting or investigating you

 

[humminbird]

I didn't want to dap this. I'm paranoid that my company is monitoring who I dap and rep on here.

I have my personal laptop by my work laptop

 

[Spence]

This is the real cheat code. If you have a reputation of a hard worker, no one ever questions you. My supervisor and manger always call me rockstar. Now working from home go grocery shopping randomly anytime I want or jump on the PS4 for a while

Same, metrics calls pop up and I’m shytting on at least 85 of the entire 88 man crew and get all the recognition week in and week out. I do maybe 1-2 hours of hard work while everyone else is sweating the entire 8 hours. Never once get questioned for not responding when I run errands for hours at a time or chill downstairs with the wife and kids

 

[Oldschooler]

Some of y'all lucky af. I should have got into software. I'm out here in construction grindin, dudes in my office 70+ years old coming in at the peak of covid with no masks and no fukks given

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

My job want's us to go in three times a week starting next week this is some bullshyt, All my other friends don't have to go in until next year, My friend's job told her July 22 bruh

JULY 22? what in the fukk

Also screw all you guys

 

[Mr.Plan B]

I didn't want to dap this. I'm paranoid that my company is monitoring who I dap and rep on here.

nikka don’t sign into Coli on work computer.

 

[BaggerofTea]

Yall fukking up with this laziness instead of beasting so you can justify making wfh permenant

 

[the artist known az]

Yall fukking up with this laziness instead of beasting so you can justify making wfh permenant

Speak for yourself. I'm doing just as much work if not more than I would be in the office. I was working from home twice a week before Covid anyway

 

[UberEatsDriver]

COVID-19 has changed the game especially in the job market. People are moving out of big cities and in the country. Companies are NOT going to want to NEW YORK wages if you're not commuting their office and are working from home. You're either going have to take a reduce in pay or you are getting laid off breh. That's what the homie @Wildhundreds was alluding to in his original post. Those paycuts that people took to keep and save their jobs are about to be permanent.

If you don't think that jobs can/will be easily replaceable in this current job market, then you just haven't been paying attention.

How much of a pay cut you think cause if it’s a good amount I won’t mind it since you are saving money elsewhere. Now if it’s some 50% paycut shyt then that sucks

 

[Icantspell]

get a trade they said

 

[H@LLOW]

get a trade they said

Go back to school breh.