Mark Zuckerberg Buys An Entire UFC Event Because He's Scared of Crowds

[Mowgli]

Is life really that real for this guy. Buy a suite and watch from the box. No I'll surround myself with goons in the front row with no crowd.

Ah ah ah don't want people talking shyt to me. Setting a terrible prescedent. American oligarchs.

UFC closes off Saturday card to media, public

The UFC alerted its regular media members earlier this week that press credentials would not be issued for Saturday's UFC Fight Night. The event is also closed to public tickets.

www.espn.com

 

[ORDER_66]

Why didnt he just buy a box seat?!!?

 

[The Fade]

This dude worships Augustus Caesar too apparently

 

[WaveWhisperer]

Be a bytch ass nikka thats socially awkward brehs

 

[CHICAGO]

HE PAID FOR EVERY SEAT
AND SOME.

I WONT PRETEND TO BE MAD AT THIS.


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[jackswstd]

It’s at the UFC APEX, capacity is like 300 people.

 

[old pig]

damn…I forgot which rapper said he did a tour of facebook or whatever and he was describing his office and how much security he had…I think it was rich homie quan

 

[ScottyG]

Is life really that real for this guy. Buy a suite and watch from the box. No I'll surround myself with goons in the front row with no crowd.

Ah ah ah don't want people talking shyt to me. Setting a terrible prescedent. American oligarchs.

UFC closes off Saturday card to media, public

The UFC alerted its regular media members earlier this week that press credentials would not be issued for Saturday's UFC Fight Night. The event is also closed to public tickets.

www.espn.com

He should've bought a mail order wife instead huh

Pocket watching another man Zuckerberg would probably whip your ass

 

[Unknown Poster]

Zuckerberg is just disgusting.

 

[Jx2]

He'll still walk in with security

 

[Hersh]

clowns shyt.

there should be no billionaires

 

[east]

confirmation that it was indeed zuck:


seriously though, i think this is some sort of test of how a live event would look in vr/the metaverse dana and zuck have recently been talking about their love of each other's industries

 

[Mowgli]

HE PAID FOR EVERY SEAT
AND SOME.

I WONT PRETEND TO BE MAD AT THIS.


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I will. When there's no pushback they take another step. Importsnt sporting events become tv only for peasants as billionaire groups buy triple the tickets and have all the love action for themselves.

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

Why didnt he just buy a box seat?!!?

The Apex is like the size of hotel conference room.

 

[The_Truth]

dikkhead move.