Married and Divorced twice before 30.

[General Mills]

Second Wife. . Lets call her Janet. . This one is the Church Girl.


Divorce has been final. In that time I was still in PA. If yall read my stories it was around the time I met the homies BIG and Eiht. Eiht got exposed for having no hair underneath is fitted and BIG got exposed for wearing a girdle. . And also around the time I met the girl with the demonic kids. The girl who was going off on me cause I touched the lights in the house and the lil boy threw a rock in my back window.

I was in PA kinda doing my thing. . . When I get call from a old homie when I was in the Jax. ( Not Hump or Pretty Boy ) He was moving back to Jax cause his mom was sick. She lived 45 minutes away in St Augustine. This was the homie who laughed at me when I thought the crabs came back to life.


He said aye. . Lets get a spot. I said sure. We ended up moving in together. . Had a falling out. ( that is another story ) Ended up getting a new roomie. This Jamaican cat. He was actually like me. Kinda introverted. A self proclaimed nice guy. We both worked. He was a janitor at a middle school. One day he says to me. . Aye. . You need to meet one of these teachers at my school. She reminds me of you! She is dark skinned like you, yall have the same birthday, even our names were similar. His Blazer was in the shop so I had been dropping him off at work. He said tomorrow when you drop me off come inside and sit in the lobby and I will tell her to come down there.

So I am sitting there waiting when this chick comes walking down. She was fine! Not dark as I was expecting. But classy fine. I figure she knows I am waiting for her so I start spitting. She is steady ignoring me. I keep on following her while spitting. She is smiling but still walking. . I like the game so keep on throwing out my funniest jokes. . Get her giggling. . We exchange numbers.

When my homie gets home from work he is Why didn't you just tell me you did not want to meet her? She waited for like 20 minutes for you. . I was I was talking to the wrong damn girl!

 

[KingsOfKings]

 

[Ohene]

Second Wife. . Lets call her Janet. . This one is the Church Girl.


Divorce has been final. In that time I was still in PA. If yall read my stories it was around the time I met the homies BIG and Eiht. Eiht got exposed for having no hair underneath is fitted and BIG got exposed for wearing a girdle. . And also around the time I met the white girl with the demonic kids. The girl who was going off on me cause I touched the lights in the house and the lil boy threw a rock in my back window.

I was in PA kinda doing my thing. . . When I get call from a old homie when I was in the Jax. ( Not Hump or Pretty Boy ) He was moving back to Jax cause his mom was sick. She lived 45 minutes away in St Augustine. This was the homie who laughed at me when I thought the crabs came back to life.


He said aye. . Lets get a spot. I said sure. We ended up moving in together. . Had a falling out. ( that is another story ) Ended up getting a new roomie. This Jamaican cat. He was actually like me. Kinda introverted. A self proclaimed nice guy. We both worked. He was a janitor at a middle school. One day he says to me. . Aye. . You need to meet one of these teachers at my school. She reminds me of you! She is dark skinned like you, yall have the same birthday, even our names were similar. His Blazer was in the shop so I had been dropping him off at work. He said tomorrow when you drop me off come inside and sit in the lobby and I will tell her to come down there.

So I am sitting there waiting when this chick comes walking down. She was fine! Not dark as I was expecting. But classy fine. I figure she knows I am waiting for her so I start spitting. She is steady ignoring me. I keep on following her while spitting. She is smiling but still walking. . I like the game so keep on throwing out my funniest jokes. . Get her giggling. . We exchange numbers.

When my homie gets home from work he is Why didn't you just tell me you did not want to meet her? She waited for like 20 minutes for you. . I was I was talking to the wrong damn girl!

 

[Rigamortus]

Second Wife. . Lets call her Janet. . This one is the Church Girl.


Divorce has been final. In that time I was still in PA. If yall read my stories it was around the time I met the homies BIG and Eiht. Eiht got exposed for having no hair underneath is fitted and BIG got exposed for wearing a girdle. . And also around the time I met the white girl with the demonic kids. The girl who was going off on me cause I touched the lights in the house and the lil boy threw a rock in my back window.

I was in PA kinda doing my thing. . . When I get call from a old homie when I was in the Jax. ( Not Hump or Pretty Boy ) He was moving back to Jax cause his mom was sick. She lived 45 minutes away in St Augustine. This was the homie who laughed at me when I thought the crabs came back to life.


He said aye. . Lets get a spot. I said sure. We ended up moving in together. . Had a falling out. ( that is another story ) Ended up getting a new roomie. This Jamaican cat. He was actually like me. Kinda introverted. A self proclaimed nice guy. We both worked. He was a janitor at a middle school. One day he says to me. . Aye. . You need to meet one of these teachers at my school. She reminds me of you! She is dark skinned like you, yall have the same birthday, even our names were similar. His Blazer was in the shop so I had been dropping him off at work. He said tomorrow when you drop me off come inside and sit in the lobby and I will tell her to come down there.

So I am sitting there waiting when this chick comes walking down. She was fine! Not dark as I was expecting. But classy fine. I figure she knows I am waiting for her so I start spitting. She is steady ignoring me. I keep on following her while spitting. She is smiling but still walking. . I like the game so keep on throwing out my funniest jokes. . Get her giggling. . We exchange numbers.

When my homie gets home from work he is Why didn't you just tell me you did not want to meet her? She waited for like 20 minutes for you. . I was I was talking to the wrong damn girl!

 

[agnosticlady]

And the saga continues

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Caught me off guard. . Cause I was going to ask her to marry me in like a week. She had saved up her lil checks and bought me a bullshyt ring. I said yes.

Called and told my folks back in PA. They knew about her but not really. . I told them I was getting married. . My dad goes . .CONGRATS SON! My mom. . You got her pregnant? My moms peeped something about her right away but could not put a finger on it. We ended up getting married at the Justice of the Peace. . First thing I did was get her out of that damn raggedy ass trailer! Got us a apartment. She had no car. . Got her one of those lil two door Explorer joints.

She was happy as fukk! shyt so was I. With my wifey. . Her kids were cool. No drama. I was going to work everyday. . etc. . Then the first problem started. . . I was scheduled to go on a six month cruise. . I had an allotment set up so most of my cash was going to her so she could pay her car note, and the rent and bills. . .etc. . My car note was getting paid automatically along with my credit card. . I had cash coming to me on the ship but not a lot. . I did not have a lot of expenses on the water.

This was before you could use internet on the ship and shyt so we wrote letters and when I got a chance I would call with a calling card when we pulled in somewhere. . Wellllllllll. We are about 4 months into the cruise. . We are in Palma Spain. . I get called to the Captains office. . He was pissed!! Saying I was not taking care of my wife and he got a report that she was about to get kicked out of our place. . The apartment complex contacted the navy. I was I send all my money to her!!!! He did not believe me until he looked up the pay records. . .I remember he went from to He knew but could not say that I married a thot. Long story short. . The ship lent me cash and flew me home from Spain to Jax to take care of everything. .


I get there and am like She had not paid rent in 3 months! Her car note was two months past due.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! This bytch would have a open casket funeral if I was in that situation! YEEZUS!!

 

[dennis roadman]

Second Wife. . Lets call her Janet. . This one is the Church Girl.


Divorce has been final. In that time I was still in PA. If yall read my stories it was around the time I met the homies BIG and Eiht. Eiht got exposed for having no hair underneath is fitted and BIG got exposed for wearing a girdle. . And also around the time I met the white girl with the demonic kids. The girl who was going off on me cause I touched the lights in the house and the lil boy threw a rock in my back window.

I was in PA kinda doing my thing. . . When I get call from a old homie when I was in the Jax. ( Not Hump or Pretty Boy ) He was moving back to Jax cause his mom was sick. She lived 45 minutes away in St Augustine. This was the homie who laughed at me when I thought the crabs came back to life.


He said aye. . Lets get a spot. I said sure. We ended up moving in together. . Had a falling out. ( that is another story ) Ended up getting a new roomie. This Jamaican cat. He was actually like me. Kinda introverted. A self proclaimed nice guy. We both worked. He was a janitor at a middle school. One day he says to me. . Aye. . You need to meet one of these teachers at my school. She reminds me of you! She is dark skinned like you, yall have the same birthday, even our names were similar. His Blazer was in the shop so I had been dropping him off at work. He said tomorrow when you drop me off come inside and sit in the lobby and I will tell her to come down there.

So I am sitting there waiting when this chick comes walking down. She was fine! Not dark as I was expecting. But classy fine. I figure she knows I am waiting for her so I start spitting. She is steady ignoring me. I keep on following her while spitting. She is smiling but still walking. . I like the game so keep on throwing out my funniest jokes. . Get her giggling. . We exchange numbers.

When my homie gets home from work he is Why didn't you just tell me you did not want to meet her? She waited for like 20 minutes for you. . I was I was talking to the wrong damn girl!

this is classic mills

 

[DeeezNuts]

my homie gets home from work he is Why didn't you just tell me you did not want to meet her? She waited for like 20 minutes for you. . I was I was talking to the wrong damn girl!

 

[Ohene]

Second Wife. . Lets call her Janet. . This one is the Church Girl.


Divorce has been final. In that time I was still in PA. If yall read my stories it was around the time I met the homies BIG and Eiht. Eiht got exposed for having no hair underneath is fitted and BIG got exposed for wearing a girdle. . And also around the time I met the white girl with the demonic kids. The girl who was going off on me cause I touched the lights in the house and the lil boy threw a rock in my back window.

I was in PA kinda doing my thing. . . When I get call from a old homie when I was in the Jax. ( Not Hump or Pretty Boy ) He was moving back to Jax cause his mom was sick. She lived 45 minutes away in St Augustine. This was the homie who laughed at me when I thought the crabs came back to life.


He said aye. . Lets get a spot. I said sure. We ended up moving in together. . Had a falling out. ( that is another story ) Ended up getting a new roomie. This Jamaican cat. He was actually like me. Kinda introverted. A self proclaimed nice guy. We both worked. He was a janitor at a middle school. One day he says to me. . Aye. . You need to meet one of these teachers at my school. She reminds me of you! She is dark skinned like you, yall have the same birthday, even our names were similar. His Blazer was in the shop so I had been dropping him off at work. He said tomorrow when you drop me off come inside and sit in the lobby and I will tell her to come down there.

So I am sitting there waiting when this chick comes walking down. She was fine! Not dark as I was expecting. But classy fine. I figure she knows I am waiting for her so I start spitting. She is steady ignoring me. I keep on following her while spitting. She is smiling but still walking. . I like the game so keep on throwing out my funniest jokes. . Get her giggling. . We exchange numbers.

When my homie gets home from work he is Why didn't you just tell me you did not want to meet her? She waited for like 20 minutes for you. . I was I was talking to the wrong damn girl!

x 2 lol

 

[Crayola Coyote]

We were so far behind on the rent that the Apt complex just wanted us gone. They did not even want us to get it current. . So I had to find us a new place. . I am grilling her like WTF??? What was going on that you could not pay the rent??? Also I forgot. before I left. . .. I had a friend. ( old ex actually ) who worked at ADT. She was a supervisor. I called her and told her I was married. . etc. . she was happy for me. .She had a new dude too. . I asked her if they were hiring. .She said yes. . I helped my wife with her resume. .Got her an interview. So right when I was leaving she was going for her final interview. . One of the first letters I got from her was her happy as fukk cause she got the job.

Wellllll. . .She lost the job. . Because she lied on her application. . She did not have a high school diploma brehs. .

Damn I am trying to get this shyt out and I am missing shyt. . When I first met her kids her 11-12 year old cornered me in the hallway one time and said. . You know me and my mom have the same taste in men. Lil girl was built like a grown woman. . . I literally ran out of the trailer.



Ok so back to this shyt. . I am asking and asking. WHAT THE fukk HAPPENED??? . Not even really wanting to know. She is deflecting and playing dumb. . .I get us a new place. . A townhouse. As I am paying for that her truck gets repo'd. Well. . MY TRUCK! Cause it was in my fukking name. Somehow my car in 4 months has brakes that are worn down to the metal and is now sounding like a go-cart. . . I am


And to top it off. . .One day her 7 year old says. . I miss my sister. . I go. . Your sister is in the kitchen. . She says noooo. My sister Anya. I am thinking she is talking about her cousin or some shyt. . So I offhand mention it to her. . Your daughter was asking about Anya. . She says ok. . I will get her from her grandmother. . .I am like ok. . Then I ask her. . Is she a cousin? She says no. She is my daughter. .

Damn Bruh are you color blind X didn't see these red flags or you blind and didn't see anything. fukk! It's keeps going down hill with no return.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Mama Mills is the real MVP

I just got through the first marriage.... Imma have to save the second one for the weekend

 

[Black_Jesus]

What a fascinating story

Continue please

 

[Ziggiy]

Second Wife. . Lets call her Janet. . This one is the Church Girl.


Divorce has been final. In that time I was still in PA. If yall read my stories it was around the time I met the homies BIG and Eiht. Eiht got exposed for having no hair underneath is fitted and BIG got exposed for wearing a girdle. . And also around the time I met the white girl with the demonic kids. The girl who was going off on me cause I touched the lights in the house and the lil boy threw a rock in my back window.

I was in PA kinda doing my thing. . . When I get call from a old homie when I was in the Jax. ( Not Hump or Pretty Boy ) He was moving back to Jax cause his mom was sick. She lived 45 minutes away in St Augustine. This was the homie who laughed at me when I thought the crabs came back to life.


He said aye. . Lets get a spot. I said sure. We ended up moving in together. . Had a falling out. ( that is another story ) Ended up getting a new roomie. This Jamaican cat. He was actually like me. Kinda introverted. A self proclaimed nice guy. We both worked. He was a janitor at a middle school. One day he says to me. . Aye. . You need to meet one of these teachers at my school. She reminds me of you! She is dark skinned like you, yall have the same birthday, even our names were similar. His Blazer was in the shop so I had been dropping him off at work. He said tomorrow when you drop me off come inside and sit in the lobby and I will tell her to come down there.

So I am sitting there waiting when this chick comes walking down. She was fine! Not dark as I was expecting. But classy fine. I figure she knows I am waiting for her so I start spitting. She is steady ignoring me. I keep on following her while spitting. She is smiling but still walking. . I like the game so keep on throwing out my funniest jokes. . Get her giggling. . We exchange numbers.

When my homie gets home from work he is Why didn't you just tell me you did not want to meet her? She waited for like 20 minutes for you. . I was I was talking to the wrong damn girl!

 

[knickscrusaderm]

Boli need to pay some of yall for bringing in all this traffic.

104 nikkas witnessing the chronicles :ohwow:.

 

[Asiatic Black Hebrew]

Gonna save the rest of this 2nd story for work tomorrow