Married Men of the Coli, how have your lives improved since marrying?

[Zapp Brannigan]

I mean this question seriously. I know there's lots of woman-bashing threads on this site and all, but I want to know how you've benefited from your marriage that you would not be able to do otherwise without your marriage. I've asked this question to others, and I get the following answers:

• The marriage is there to be strong for you when your relationship isn't strong.
• If (a big if) you want kids, it provides a structural team to raise children.
• Stability in your own life because of the reliance derived from the partnership of marriage.

I have issues with these, for the following reasons:

1. Marriage is really easy to end, and women tend to do so 75% of the time at the man's detriment, and family court is not friendly to men in the least.
2. People, myself included, aren't sure if we even want kids. It's a responsibility that just doesn't appeal to me, so I don't want to take it on.
3. With self-discipline, I can create my own stability.

I was blessed to grow up with two parents that strongly loved each other and still (in a sickening way) love each other and canoodle like teenagers whenever they go out to dinner together or enjoy a bottle of red together on the back patio. In a way I've found it extremely admirable and if I knew that I would be able to have a relationship like that with a woman, I would. However, it just seems that there has been such a powerful cultural shift in the past 2-3 decades that makes me very risk-averse to try my hand in said paradigm.

Now if I'm way off base, let me know. I'm open to the idea of being completely wrong here. I just don't see what the point is right now. Enlighten the ignorant (myself) to the other side.

 

[MikeBrownsJob]

I married a bi-sexual...She left me 3 months ago for a woman. We had only been married for 7 months

But while we were married everything was okay. I was a lot happier having someone cook, cleans, the extra income, good sex and good friendship.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I married a bi-sexual...She left me 3 months ago for a woman. We had only been married for 7 months

But while we were married everything was okay. I was a lot happier having someone cook, cleans, the extra income, good sex and good friendship.

Damn... that sucks. How old were you when this happened?

Also... I figured that I would be the type who'd just get a smaller place on his own. An upscale condo. Then I'd just pay someone to clean for me weekly, and live off of weight watchers stuff?

 

[No_bammer_weed]

I mean this question seriously. I know there's lots of woman-bashing threads on this site and all, but I want to know how you've benefited from your marriage that you would not be able to do otherwise without your marriage. I've asked this question to others, and I get the following answers:

• The marriage is there to be strong for you when your relationship isn't strong.
• If (a big if) you want kids, it provides a structural team to raise children.
• Stability in your own life because of the reliance derived from the partnership of marriage.

I have issues with these, for the following reasons:

1. Marriage is really easy to end, and women tend to do so 75% of the time at the man's detriment, and family court is not friendly to men in the least.
2. People, myself included, aren't sure if we even want kids. It's a responsibility that just doesn't appeal to me, so I don't want to take it on.
3. With self-discipline, I can create my own stability.

I was blessed to grow up with two parents that strongly loved each other and still (in a sickening way) love each other and canoodle like teenagers whenever they go out to dinner together or enjoy a bottle of red together on the back patio. In a way I've found it extremely admirable and if I knew that I would be able to have a relationship like that with a woman, I would. However, it just seems that there has been such a powerful cultural shift in the past 2-3 decades that makes me very risk-averse to try my hand in said paradigm.

Now if I'm way off base, let me know. I'm open to the idea of being completely wrong here. I just don't see what the point is right now. Enlighten the ignorant (myself) to the other side.

Just buy her some cheesecake, cheesecake and take her shopping for some undergarments...the steven luna edition. Can I get a Kupferd cosign?

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

I married a bi-sexual...She left me 3 months ago for a woman. We had only been married for 7 months

But while we were married everything was okay. I was a lot happier having someone cook, cleans, the extra income, good sex and good friendship.

 

[MikeBrownsJob]

Damn... that sucks. How old were you when this happened?

Also... I figured that I would be the type who'd just get a smaller place on his own. An upscale condo. Then I'd just pay someone to clean for me weekly, and live off of weight watchers stuff?

I'm 28 breh. I did the whole minus by age twice plus 7. She was 21, just graduating college. I'm in my profession doing well for myself. She fine, that wet-wet . Good family but too much of a head-case breh.

I ignored the bi-sexual shh cause I figured all that would die down once we got married but I seen some signs. She would say "this or that female was cute" all the time. Had to constantly worry about her "female friends"

It eventually bit me in the a$$. I

 

[MikelArteta]

 

[Nintendough]

Stringing a woman along for years and promising to marry her and start a fam with her but not doing it>>>>>>actually doing it.

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

Married women are cool because they are too busy nagging the shyt out of their husbands to have any left for you.

 

[MikeBrownsJob]

My next women is going to go through a serious vetting process. I'm getting that FBI background investigation. Any homosexual activity automatic pump and dump.

 

[Ashley Banks]

Stringing a woman along for years and promising to marry her and start a fam with her but not doing it>>>>>>actually doing it.

wack

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

My pastor said marriage will be the hardest thing you'll have to deal with in life.


I think people underestimate how much hard work it takes to keep a marriage going. I still wanna get married tho. just to the right woman.

 

[john goodman]

My next women is going to go through a serious vetting process. I'm getting that FBI background investigation. Any homosexual activity automatic pump and dump.

You divorced now ? If so, what was the $$$ damage

 

[Blacsmiff]

My next women is going to go through a serious vetting process. I'm getting that FBI background investigation. Any homosexual activity automatic pump and dump.

You coulda used her bisexual ass for an open marriage where you both fukk other women or have threesomes from time to time.

 

[Nintendough]

wack

Juicy thats them other bishes, not you.

I would sing to you while you walk down the isle to me and complete it with a kiss on your forehead. I'd kiss the pregnany tummy to let the seed know its going to enter a situation that is filled with love.