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Bruh, I don't even play UC3 :dead:
But I'll let you tell it...

No bullshyt, everything your talking about doesn't happen on the xbox version :manny:
The game is a BEAST. You homos just mad cuz you can't pick up the game and dominate.. I hate faggits you like you guys
Unlock new weapons, perks/etc. The game opens up ALOT.
I understand the instant negativity because I was sort of feeling the same way.
But once you unlock shyt, the game becomes a beast. And like in any shooter, you can't just walk around all retarded.
I also don't agree with making you get 1000 kills to open hardcore mode (used to by 5000 when the game launched)
Hardcore mode takes away the mini map. Once thats gone, then its the way it should be. Because the regular mode, you can see where everybody is at all times... I do understand why they did that, but once you get good?
Then its assbackwards to the pro's...
*fixed*

Bestbuy closed down so you can't log on no more?? :mjpls:

Anyway MP3 I play it occasionally to justify my first day purchase.

I can't stand the weapon sounds in that game. Everything sounds dumb. Gun sounds sound weak and muffled and everything sounds like it's going on behind me. The weapon crosshairs is so fukking tiny you can hardly see them; the bullet traces is very very fine and the lack of some hitmarkers exacerbates this problem.

If the crosshairs were like say UC2,3 or even Gears 3 I'd love it. It's hard to make fine accurate shots when you can't tell where your bullets are going and if they're even making contact.

The customization for characters looked promising but it's soo many damn factions you'll hardly get a chance to even use these characters.

The ranking is flawed. It seems like it takes forever to rank up just to unlock stuff. Also the fact that they split up the players make some modes dead. The other night it was only 10 motherfukkers playing deathmatch on freeaim. ???? :wtf:
 

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:scusthov: Yea it's alright from time to time.

Uncharted 3 is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better than everything.

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I thought this was about to be a let's get a match cracking up.... Should have knew
 

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Just completed it, great game, Max pretty much destroyed Brazil
 

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loved the whole michael mann meets tony scott feel to it, another favorite scene is when he gets jumped by the kids in the city of god, then when he walks into the titty bar where all these dudes are fukkin this bytches raw and dirty, then he just starts housing dudes, Is the soundtrack available to buy?

my favorite quote when hes mixing pain killers with alcohol - "When You find yourself in hell....Dance with the devil."
 

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loved the whole michael mann meets tony scott feel to it, another favorite scene is when he gets jumped by the kids in the city of god, then when he walks into the titty bar where all these dudes are fukkin this bytches raw and dirty, then he just starts housing dudes, Is the soundtrack available to buy?

my favorite quote when hes mixing pain killers with alcohol - "When You find yourself in hell....Dance with the devil."
:myman: Max!
Left every fukking thing in his wake burning. Lmao!:heh:
 

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loved the whole michael mann meets tony scott feel to it, another favorite scene is when he gets jumped by the kids in the city of god, then when he walks into the titty bar where all these dudes are fukkin this bytches raw and dirty, then he just starts housing dudes, Is the soundtrack available to buy?

my favorite quote when hes mixing pain killers with alcohol - "When You find yourself in hell....Dance with the devil."

Damn, I'm sleeping on this. I need to play it.
 

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:ohmy: at them burning up ol boy and shooting ol girl in the head... Its so demonic. Max cannot save the small fish but always catches the big one.
 

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Rockstar Games will be delivering a free DLC pack for Max Payne 3 next week on all platforms. The Disorganized Crime Pack will add a new map as well as a interesting retro feature.

The DLC pack has something for each side of the game. The multiplayer modes will be enhanced by the addition of a Hoboken Rooftops map. New modifiers like Explosive Rounds, Lone Wolf A.I. and Headshots Only spice up the Arcade Mode.

The campaign, meanwhile, will receive Noir Mode. Noir Mode is the same as normal play except everything is black and white. Be sure to drink a mint julep while you're playing to complete the old timey experience.

Disorganized Crime is due on August 28th.

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