Men getting a Vasectomy would change the Instagram thot game forever

[Lavish]

I'm not cutting shyt

I'll just wear a condom.. shyt isn't the best feeling but I've heard stories of nikkas who had a vasectomy, feeling pain when they nut.. I'm not playing around with that.

If my nuts didn't feel the same after this procedure I'd probably commit that.

Also, keep in mind getting a vasectomy doesn't stop you from getting STDs brehs.. Nikkas actin like it's a free for all after getting a vasectomy. If I ever got a vasectomy I'd still have to wear a condom because I'm not getting herpes for nothing!

 

[the cool]

It's not 100 percent proof!! Texas qb Shane buechel is a vasectomy baby...look it up

His dad is a Texas rangers bench coach, had a vasectomy..wife still got preggo with a son that is currently the qb for the university of Texas

 

[BezO]

Never!

I trust my judgement & decision makin' enough to not take such measures.

 

[Regine Hunter]

shyt not even just celebrities, all of us

Majority of the Instagram/Snapchat thot lifestyle is predicated on getting the attention of men to trap them into pregnancy to live off of child support





8:21

Bruh, I never knew this, you can still ejaculate sperm after a vasectomy

This one I already knew, but you can also get it reversed

Can a Vasectomy Be Reversed? Yes! Best Vasectomy Reversal Success Rates - The Turek Clinics


Imagine the possibilities brehs

- If you a celebrity, you can run through as many thots as you want with no risk of pregnancies, same with non famous brehs

- When you ready to settle down, you can reverse it

- Guarantee if this catches fire, Instagram/Snapchat/Twitter thirst trapping would shut down tomorrow. Thots would actually have to.... dare I say it.... get real jobs


Somebody @ Dwight Howard, Paul George, and Kyrie Irving about this



All the times brehs joke like "I'll nut inside her, no pullout", well now you can


I wonder why this is kept hidden

well a vasectomy is basically snipping a wire in two...could make sense if a sperm cell left one end and managed to find its way into an opening of the second end

but personally I'm against black men and women tying their tubes/getting vasectomies for certain reasons (the obvious reasons of course I understand). we got the dominant society already looking for ways to sterilize black people world wide cuz of course they know we're the superior race

 

[Carlton Banks]

Wait wait wait.. you can have a vasectomy and still ejaculate??? If that's the case i need to get on it. I remember when I was younger I jacked off so many times in one day that eventually no sperm came out and it was just straight up air. I scared myself straight that day and thought I must've broke it So since that day I was against vasectomy's cuz I thought that was the worst/weirdest feelings ever

 

[Carlton Banks]

OR

Wear a freakin condom.

People be going through too much to have frivolous fun.

What about the women who save those condoms or take it and fill themselves up with it hoping to trap the dude .. ?

 

[Ricky Fontaine]

What about the women who save those condoms or take it and fill themselves up with it hoping to trap the dude .. ?

Take it with you. Underneath the spare tire board of my car is full of em

 

[BrokePhiBroke]

What about the women who save those condoms or take it and fill themselves up with it hoping to trap the dude .. ?

How do you let a woman save a condom?

If the condom is on YOU, wouldn't it make sense for you to dispose of it?

Y'all LET women trap y'all then cry file.

 

[Ashley Banks]

Male birth control would be the ultimate checkmate in this shady game of OoW children.

I think that's what you guys are hoping but men will continue to irresponsible.

 

[yardman]

I can't be walking around like them lions in the zoo who got snipped. Just look at them, they are deafeated.
:mjcambygif:

A bytch can't make me get snipped. Just gotta make sure I stay with a rubber grip.​

 

[The Fire]

Lol sacrifice your manhood brehs

 

[Carlton Banks]

How do you let a woman save a condom?

If the condom is on YOU, wouldn't it make sense for you to dispose of it?

Y'all LET women trap y'all then cry file.

Some girls take the courtesy of taking it off and wiping you down... You obviously don't do that for your men...

 

[InDePickWest]

These nikkas don't even use condoms and they cost pennies.

You think nikkas shelving out hundreds for something they consider is gonna take away from their already frail sense of masculinity

 

[Jparker]

breh...i have a vasectomy...have had one for 16 yrs....

you ejaculate semen...but it has no sperm in it...the tubes from the testicles called the vas deferens are cut...im my case they were cut and burned ....great investment....

I was gonna ask that. So technically I can still nut on a chick forehead?

 

[BrokePhiBroke]

These nikkas don't even use condoms and they cost pennies.

You think nikkas shelving out hundreds for something they consider is gonna take away from their already frail sense of masculinity

You shouldn't use surgery as serious as a vasectomy just to have raw sex. Smh shyt is just dumb. It's about responsibility.