Men of the Coli: When you fap do you use lotion?! [mythbusters]

[Chris.B]

Havent met one yet white, black or purple. Why are they complaining to you about the next nikkas dikk?

They said that sh!t smelled and looks unclean.

Cut that sh!t of my n!gga...what the fukk

 

[SwagKingKong]

why the fukk would I use lotion

y'all nikkas acting like it's a dinner date or something, having shyt stacked at the apartment just to fap

lemme guess, you nikkas run to the gas station just to pick up some lotion to fap in the middle of the night too

what kinda skin yall dudes got can't even rub on it without needing lotion the fukk

 

[Kuuuuush]

I use the J&J baby oil gel with aloe

Keeps my dikk smooth to the touch and you don't have to reapply it multiple times like some lotions during my marathon beat off sessions

 

[AVO]

I only use lotion if I have ample amounts of alone time and feel like making it a special occasion

this . I'm off fappin in 2013 though

 

[DEAD7]

Lube.

 

[ClassyME]

What does FAP stand for anyways? I know it has something to do with choking the chicken but what does it really stand for?

Spoiler

For a second I thought it stood for fukkin A Palm

Is that it?

 

[LastEmperor2k2]

That lotion shyt is the biggest myth there is.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Lotion? ..

No lotion? ..

Haven't you nikkas heard of baby oil ?

Fap with heated baby oil and your hand will feel damn near like a p*ssy

:ohh:

Heated Baby Oil? :ohh:



The Bat Computer
#WayneManor

 

[Roaden Polynice]

What does FAP stand for anyways? I know it has something to do with choking the chicken but what does it really stand for?

Spoiler

For a second I thought it stood for fukkin A Palm

Is that it?

It doesn't stand for anything. It's the sound made when rubbing one out.

fap
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fap
URHGHGHGHGHGGHGHGHGHGGHG:::JFFJJGGHHGGGG

 

[ClassyME]

It doesn't stand for anything. It's the sound made when rubbing one out.

fap
fap
fap
fap
fap
fap
fap
fap
fap
fap
fap
fap
fap

fap
URHGHGHGHGHGGHGHGHGHGGHG:::JFFJJGGHHGGGG

ya'll wild

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

For the breh who dont use lotion are yall not circumcised? Or how else are yall doing it

 

[Shadow King]

yall some funny ass niqqas lmao.

Spoiler

But nah