Men of the Coli: When you fap do you use lotion?! [mythbusters]

[Reid2Achieve]

that most other dudes don't use lotion....no homo

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

:shaq3:

 

[Roaden Polynice]

:s: Breh it's been scientifically proven that non-fappers turn into serial killers and keep bodies under their porch.


As for this thread....wtf? I thought everyone used lotion I feel hurt and betrayed for some odd reason.

Other way around babe.

Dry guys usually turn into serial killers.

Actually I think every serial killer of the past 100 years were known to masturbate dry last I read.

 

[Jasmine20]

Cocoa butter

Jamaican hair oil

Olive oil

Jamaican castor oil?

 

[Non Sequitur]

I only use lotion if I have ample amounts of alone time and feel like making it a special occasion

Spoiler

Me too

 

[ThatTruth777]

this shyt is suppose to be free, the fukk i look like adding an expense

 

[luckyse7enz]

this shyt is suppose to be free, the fukk i look like adding an expense

Exactly. The beauty of jerking off is that it's ready to go at a moment's notice regardless of where you are at the time. If I need to rub one, it's going down and the circumstances don't matter.

All I need is a receptacle.

 

[Dirk Diggler]

Im uncut no lotion needed

 

[Chris.B]

 

[thegreatest]

masturbating is for perverts, pedophiles and demons

 

[Chris.B]

Im uncut no lotion needed

So many of the women I have hooked up complain about people like you

 

[JasonSJackson]

with or without lotion, the act of Fapping is demonic, friends

 

[Dirk Diggler]

So many of the women I have hooked up complain about people like you

Havent met one yet white, black or purple. Why are they complaining to you about the next nikkas dikk?

 

[BastardChild]

vaseline ..

 

[Illuminatos]

So many of the women I have hooked up complain about people like you