Men of the Coli: When you fap do you use lotion?! [mythbusters]

[Moose_Greyjoy]

I know I aint the only one that attempted the "lotion and cardboard inside toilet paper" approach

Lotion inside of sock

 

[luckyse7enz]

I ain't fapped in +year. Probably only committed such act 2-3 times in the past 3-4 years.

the last time i jacked it was july, but my whole life ive been a dry jerker. ive tried lotion and it really wasnt anything special just more inconvenient and not as quiet.

:yikesvince: Really hoping you're finding ways to let them off consistently because if I was backed up for that long, I'd have murdered someone by now. I've experimented and my skin breaks out if I hold one in for too long.

Lotion? ..

No lotion? ..

Haven't you nikkas heard of baby oil ?

Fap with heated baby oil and your hand will feel damn near like a p*ssy

 

[Rich Spirit]

Never used lotion. I like it raw

 

[Snitchin Splatter]

this is honestly thread of the year

I just now got the ether she laced the first post with

I do love my Aloha Vera

 

[Token]

:yikesvince: Really hoping you're finding ways to let them off consistently because if I was backed up for that long, I'd have murdered someone by now. I've experimented and my skin breaks out if I hold one in for too long.

:s: Breh it's been scientifically proven that non-fappers turn into serial killers and keep bodies under their porch.


As for this thread....wtf? I thought everyone used lotion I feel hurt and betrayed for some odd reason.

 

[Real]

Only way to jerk off and have sex. Put some on the inside the condom during sex

 

[Dada]

No its too messy. I fap using my imagination 99% of the time as well.

I know guys with big dikks who need to use lotion though because when their hard their skin gets to tight from that girthy thick erection.

:harmon: I love both that you know this and that you described it so sexily (if you will).

 

[colicolicoli]

:s: Breh it's been scientifically proven that non-fappers turn into serial killers and keep bodies under their porch.


As for this thread....wtf? I thought everyone used lotion I feel hurt and betrayed for some odd reason.

I remember the day I found out they don't wipe after they pee.

 

[DaChampIsHere]

:yikesvince: Really hoping you're finding ways to let them off consistently because if I was backed up for that long, I'd have murdered someone by now. I've experimented and my skin breaks out if I hold one in for too long.
:

I keep my stream of puss steady so I'm never super thirsty for the nut. Also, part of my way of thinking feels like if I gave the option of masturbation serious thought, I'd get lazy/lacksidaisical with the game irl. I like the game of acquisition too much.

Plus I can't get into porn. I used to be able to, but the shyts just to fake for me. Never been something I was really into.

 

[concise]

wait...wait...yall nikkas spit on yall dikks?

spit is cheaper than lotion

 

[DLo]

Only way to jerk off and have sex. Put some on the inside the condom during sex

Careful homie. You might kill the spermicide by doing that.

Agree though lube > lotion.

 

[CJ]

Don't need to anymore now that the GF has moved in but prior to that, when I needed to rub one out this was my latest mix. A unique blend of:

Spoiler

and

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Hit world records with this combo

 

[BigE214]

Lotion? http://d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net/images/cm-21545-650528a3316409.gif

edit: I might try it tomorrow tho, a niggga dicck been tender than a muthafuccka since I got to work

 

[Sugar]

:s: Breh it's been scientifically proven that non-fappers turn into serial killers and keep bodies under their porch.


As for this thread....wtf? I thought everyone used lotion I feel hurt and betrayed for some odd reason.

:godson: Real nikkas beat off with nothing but the flesh of their palm

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Cocoa butter

Jamaican hair oil

Olive oil