Men of the Coli: When you fap do you use lotion?! [mythbusters]

[winb83]

 

[ikbm]

using lotion takes too much effort and makes too much of a mess.
i see somethin i wanna fap to...you gotta then get up...then locate the lotion...then apply...then finish...then clean up the unit.
thats very inefficient

 

[bufu]

I only use lotion if I have ample amounts of alone time and feel like making it a special occasion

 

[GreatestLaker]

Lotion?

 

[marcuz]

I ain't fapped in +year. Probably only committed such act 2-3 times in the past 3-4 years.

:shaq3:

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

no hands needed

 

[Ooh Marty]

:shaq3:

smilie overload coming in 5 4 3 2

 

[Dat Migo]

not really, only when i wanna beat my dikk ferociously

 

[The Bilingual Gringo]

 

[Reid2Achieve]

Yup, Palmers

 

[Black]

goddamn nikkas be spittin on their dikk.

 

[wise prophet]

only for special occasions.

I know guys with big dikks who need to use lotion though because when their hard their skin gets to tight from that girthy thick erection.

 

[Mr210]

lotion here

 

[PabloEscobar]

the last time i jacked it was july, but my whole life ive been a dry jerker. ive tried lotion and it really wasnt anything special just more inconvenient and not as quiet.

 

[Donald J Trump]

I know I aint the only one that attempted the "lotion and cardboard inside toilet paper" approach