Micah Parsons has officially asked to be traded and no longer wants to be with the Cowboys. Edit: Traded to Packers

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Hear me out here :troll:

What if Jerry is actually a good dude. Instead of signing them when he could have got Dak, CeeDee, and Micah at cheaper prices… he waited for the market value of these players to go up. Jerry actually wanted them to make more money. So he’s pretending he doesn’t want to sign them to the public but behind closed doors he’s like I got you, … just play along and give the people entertainment for the season. :wow:
 
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- fan of the only team in the east yet to make a nfc championship

NFC East? Breh, that bum ass franchise is the only team in the whole damn CONFERENCE not to make an NFC Championship game appearance in the new millenium.

Only 4 teams in the whole damn league haven't seen a conference title game this millenium. Dolphins, Browns, Texans, and Cowboys. That's the type of sorry ass company them bums keep.

And the Texans didn't even exist in 2000.

:mjlol:
 

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NFL teams hate paying their players unless it’s a QB
Serious question. Aren’t they almost touching the salary cap every year?

People always act like the money isn’t used to pay other players when big names don’t get what they want.

Like say they are paying 120m for the defense including dead money. Then paying 30% for one player will leave 70% for the rest. If they pay 20% for one leaves 80%. But the way I keep on hearing is that if they pay 30% to one guy it doesn’t affect the rest.

But from my understanding though, extending MP would actually some way reduce his cap hit.
 
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Hear me out here :troll:

What if Jerry is actually a good dude. Instead of signing them when he could have got Dak, CeeDee, and Micah at cheaper prices… he waited for the market value of these players to go up. Jerry actually wanted them to make more money. So he’s pretending he doesn’t want to sign them to the public but behind closed doors he’s like I got you, … just play along and give the people entertainment for the season. :wow:
You mean it's all part of the script?
:ohhh::mindblown:
 

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NFC East? Breh, that bum ass franchise is the only team in the whole damn CONFERENCE not to make an NFC Championship game appearance in the new millenium.

Only 4 teams in the whole damn league haven't seen a conference title game this millenium. Dolphins, Browns, Texans, and Cowboys. That's the type of sorry ass company them bums keep.

And the Texans didn't even exist in 2000.

:mjlol:
And if you ain't a Patriots, Steelers, or 49ers fan, we still got more championships than your team. I was alive to see those championships too!
:umad:
 
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Parsons is already too small to be a 3 down DE. He's always going to wear down over a long season and get destroyed in specific games by road grating O-lines.





He's a SAM masquerading as a DE and if he ever suffers a serious injury or starts to lose his get off his contract would become the definition of an albatross.
 

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