Micah Parsons has officially asked to be traded and no longer wants to be with the Cowboys. Edit: Traded to Packers

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Parsons is already too small to be a 3 down DE. He's always going to wear down over a long season and get destroyed in specific games by road grating O-lines.





He's a SAM masquerading as a DE and if he ever suffers a serious injury or starts to lose his get off his contract would become the definition of an albatross.
Dont pay him then. Trade him.
Jerry





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"'My office used to be on the street corner, and I’ve always been early. So, they will be on time.’"

If Jay said this stupid shyt to try to appeal to this old cac's sensibilities he's pathetic.
 
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Parsons is already too small to be a 3 down DE. He's always going to wear down over a long season and get destroyed in specific games by road grating O-lines.





He's a SAM masquerading as a DE and if he ever suffers a serious injury or starts to lose his get off his contract would become the definition of an albatross.

Maybe it's just me but I had to re-read this part a few times... thought I was losing it myself for a sec lol


Definitely think this a work by Micah though
 

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Dont pay him then. Trade him.

"'My office used to be on the street corner, and I’ve always been early. So, they will be on time.’"

If Jay said this stupid shyt to try to appeal to this old cac's sensibilities he's pathetic.
That quote has me crying. You know he said it too lmaoo. Too close of a parody of him for JJ to make up. What a cornball.
 

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So the whole league and media took a stand against Lamar because he didn't want to use an agent, but it's cool for Jerry to refuse to negotiate with agents?
The fact he admitted that is wild. I doubt an agent would not take his calls for a contract negotiation for one of if not his biggest client. Jerry is for sure a full blown racist lmao. Tried to pull the old okie dokie on one of his athletes.
 
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