Mike Mayock - "Look at that big powerful trunk....that BUBBLE BUTT"

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

he do got a nice lil bub tho n/h

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

It's true. Football 101 butt=power. Look at lineman from Oregon butts and then look at ones from a Stanford or Ohio St. show me a dominate football player with a flat back
Little booties don't make good football players.

damn dont do this to yourself breh

 

[FTBS]

I can't be the only one who remembers the "Coach" segment on the Russ Parr Radio Show. It was some character that was supposed to be an expert on sports but all he ever wanted to talk about was the sweat dripping off dudes bodies and how their asses looked like "gorillas fighting in the jungle" or some shyt. This fukker sounds like the real life version of that shyt .

 

[iceberg_is_on_fire]

I get why they do this but i also understand the massive overtones involved. Like if I were to see an OT with bird legs, I don't care how dominating of a career he had in college, you don't draft him because sooner of later, those twigs are going to give out. Don't let the workout warriors fool you because how many reps you do or your 40 speed doesn't translate at the combine or equate to the will to win. Why not having the prototypical body, height or speed won't hurt some, there are some no-nos that still need to be adhered to. Only the smart ones are able to filter this stuff out though.

 

[PortCityProphet]

damn dont do this to yourself breh

Do what? Ain't nothing gay bout it. It's just the truth.

 

[Brozay]

he do got a nice lil bub tho n/h

bruh ...

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

bruh ...

n/h breh

 

[PortCityProphet]

Yo sidenote for total fukkery purposes- could yall imagine fleece booty warrior Johnson on the analysis of the combine
Eisen-"up next from Houston St Tech University Donald Carrington"
Mayock-" I really liked what the kid did in his 4 years at school. He has long arms-
Bootywarrior-" A thick butt"
Mayock- "yea he does have a nice bubble butt he generates a lot of power"
Bootywarrior-"so he's a power bottom? I can see why all the scouts love him"
Mayock-" let's go to the tape to when he played Texas..."
Bootywarrior- "hol on mike let's watch him a little bit longer. How he looks out of pads is just as important as he looks In em. Look at alllll that butt. It's like water"
Mayock-" fleece we need to go to the tape right now so I can show how dominate he is on the left side"
Bootywarrior-"yea yea you go head and do all that I'm gon go down to the field for a one on one interview. I need to see him up close"

 

[Rosecrans]

Gotta steal your smilie.

At least throw a nikka a dap and some rep first :crackheadfoh:

 

[ORDER_66]

 

[YouMadd?]

Dude could atleast say "Strong/defined Glutes" or "Powerful Posterior", but no, he has to describe these modern day giants the same way I describe my favorite redtube starlet

 

[USSInsiders]

making @BuddyOmar proud obligatory nh of course

@BuddyOmar how does his compare to DonkMelo? N/h

#OYYOYSL

To answer your question tho homie, I'm not gonna lie. Melo is holding for an NBAer, but let's keep it a buck: he's not fukking n/h with any of these NFL dudes, specially defensive line or tackles.

This guy in particular, no idea who he is, but jesus christ on a cross and hope to die, he's got a goddamn brigade of donkness going on back there n/h.

He's got great legs too n/h I'm sure he can generate a lot of power, explosive power.

People forget that a sport like football where you gotta exert a lot of power very quickly (basically explosive strength) you need the muscle mass and weight (for leverage) to do it.

That's why you want your line to be full of dudes with fat asses because typically they got more leverage and larger (stronger) glutes, hams, and quads.

Goddamn tho, If I could have Mayock's job for just one day, I'd make a great NFL scout. How the NBA is going crazy with analytics, the NFL needs to go crazy with analytics for dudes' asses. Too bad I suck n/h at math cause I'd create the algorithm for it.

 

[godkiller]

He's dedicated to his craft and one of the better draft analysts. His defensive predictions are very good.

Sounding like Yung Yogurt.

Yung Yogurt had insightful and poignant sporting points at times.

 

[godkiller]

real slave feel to it all owners are white

Your slave analogy is ridiculous. Slaves don't audition for paying jobs. Moreover Mayock talks about non-black players the same lascivious way he talks about black ones. I'd rather watch the NFL and the Cobine than the NBA with its openly racist owners.

 

[mrken12]

damn dont do this to yourself breh

No. It's just your reading comprehension.