Mike Mayock - "Look at that big powerful trunk....that BUBBLE BUTT"

[Bone Bender]

Thats the kinda ass you ride to the Superbowl!

 

[WhodatWhoadi]

Dude could atleast say "Strong/defined Glutes" or "Powerful Posterior", but no, he has to describe these modern day giants the same way I describe my favorite redtube starlet

word, I thought that part they called it a "trunk" but bubble butt

but hey a strong lower half is Favorited in football

big muscular thighs,legs,calves...and bubble butt

 

[Another Man]

Ass like a running back

 

[Rosecrans]

 

[concise]

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000470333/article/mayockisms-a-glossary-of-mike-mayock-terms


dancing bear

 

[JLova]

I'd hate to be built like that.

Nikkaz in slim fit/skinny jeans with hips and booty.

 

[Tommy Sheppard]

These nikkaz turnin' down spendin' time with their woman to watch half naked men run around.

I got better stuff to do with my time

 

[Tommy Sheppard]

real slave feel to it all owners are white

the same could be said about that 9-5 job you have also

you nikkas always find away saying something is either c00ning or slaving, now participating at a NFL job interview is modern day slaving

if collecting millions of dollars is slaving then count me in master

 

[Flackaveli]

I'd hate to be built like that.

Nikkaz in slim fit/skinny jeans with hips and booty.

no homo gotta do more squats I want those meaty legs n ass. The amount of power u can produce when u hitting it from the back.

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

whatever happened to that @Yung Yogurt cat?

Apparently He posted dikk pics in a thread and took his gimmick too far so he got vanned

 

[feelosofer]

A lot of power is generated from the hip/glutes but still

 

[pickles]

This thread is the jokes.

No homo, but ol'boy got the weirdest body, he is only 20 years old but has a flabby droopy belly and big ass. Don't these nikkas work on their core?

 

[Rekkapryde]

Thats the kinda ass you ride to the Superbowl!

:cosbyscust:

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

These scouts are out here at the combine like

 

[Wacky D]

so............did mayock comment on michael sam's combine boner last year?