Mike Tyson vs. Hulk Hogan

[jadillac]

Hogan in 6 rounds.

Mike would knock him down once, but on the second knockdown, Hulk would lay down til the last possible second, then Hulk Up, Tyson would hit him 3 times with all he has and Hulk will shake it off. Then point at Tyson....after that it's just a formality.

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

Hogan got hit in the fukking face with a jet ski before wrestlemania 9 and came away with only a shiner then proceeded to kick the greatest sumo wrestler of all times ass in 22 fukking seconds.

 

[Humble (Not) Mike Tyson]

Sir I believeth on gracious authority that the Hulk Hogans of Hollywood hath misplaced his consciousness. Thine hath observed the fisticuffs of the tyson with mine bespectacled eyes and hath not concluded a scenario in which the Hogan of Hollywood may emerge with his spiritual entity in tact.

Wow!

That's poetry, man! lol

We don't speak like that, in Brooklyn. You should have joined me, on Broadway!

I'm so ecstatic at such commiserative diction, brother! Stay strong!

-Love, Mike

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

that tyson alias is Ill!!!!

props.

lmao@ this thread!!!

 

[Robbie3000]

Tyson would walk into the ring like this. Hogan is no Alexander.

 

[Larry Holmes]

It's just too bad they both lost to women
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[FreedS[ohh]lave]

Hogan literally a foot taller then Tyson

 

[Slystallion]

Who's up for a Bruce lee vs Hogan thread lmao

 

[Humble (Not) Mike Tyson]

It's just too bad they both lost to women
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Larry!

Where ya' been, pal!?

I'm having a vegan brunch, with Spike Lee and a Jack Dempsey impersonator.

What did, my brother, Tupac say? You're looking a bit pulpy and indisposed.

I hope you well, guy, if you can't make it.

 

[Scustin Trillberlake]

Hogan is just big....Tyson in his prime vs Hogan in his prime would be a joke. Tyson would 1 punch him into bolivia.

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Hogan literally a foot taller then Tyson

Hogan gasses after his ring walk..

 

[Larry Holmes]

Larry!

Where ya' been, pal!?

I'm having a vegan brunch, with Spike Lee and Jake Dempsey Impersonator.

What did, my brother, Tupac say; you're looking a bit pulpy and indisposed.

I hope you well, guy, if you can't make it.

What happened to that young brother ?
We all seen him fight on Poetic Justice.

 

[Humble (Not) Mike Tyson]

What happened to that young brother ?
We all seen him fight on Poetic Justice.

Aw, man.

[long pause]

I don't wanna talk about it.

I hope my brother rests in peace.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

WELL LEMME TELL YA SUMTHIN BROTHER! I MIGHT fukk YOUR WIFE, BUT AT LEAST I WON'T RAPE HER, BROTHER!

AND THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS, MEAN GENE, HOLLYWOOD ALREADY FACED IRON MIKE! HE'S A CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND OF MINE, BUT WE HAD TO SEE WHO WAS THE BETTER MAN! SO IN 1978 WERE WERE BOTH IN PRIDE MMA IN JAPAN, DUUUUDE! WE SOLD OUT THE TOKYO DOME IN 3.4 SECONDS, BROTHER! THAT WAS BECAUSE THIS WAS THE FIRST EVENT WHERE TICKETS WERE SOLD ONLINE, DUDE! IT WOULD BE IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS BUT THE HULK WAS BANNED FROM THAT ORGANIZATION FOR BREAKING TOO MANY RECORDS, BROTHER!

SO IN FRONT OF 4 AND A HALF MILLION SCREAMING JAPANESE HURKAMANIACS, I USED MY 24 INCH PYTHONS TO BEAT TYSON INTO SUBMISSION, BROTHER! I HIT HIM SO HARD HIS TATTOOS FELL OFF, DUDE! HE FELL TO HIS KNEES CRYING AND shyt HIMSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! THEN I TORE EVERY LIGAMENT IN MY BACK GIVING HIM A BODYSLAM OFF THE TOP ROPE, DROPPED THE LEG ON HIM, AND THAT WAS THE ONE TWO THREE, BROTHER!

I LATER LEGALLY ADOPTED HIM WHEN HE WAS HAVING FINANCIAL TROUBLES! MIKE TYSON IS LEGALLY MY SON, BROTHER! IN FACT, HE CRASHED THAT FERRARI AND MADE NICK TAKE THE HEAT FOR IT, DUUUDE!

 

[bangbreh]