Nasty_Nate
Each one, teach one...
Not really, when I was in recruiting I lived on an AF base for a lil' while. Their shyt was exactly the same as the new shyt we had on Bragg. Yeah, they got some nice duty stations, but they have the shyttiest ones too. Places like Idaho, the Dakotas, Wyoming, Montana, fukking Greenland...Who the fukk wants to go there. I think the Navy has the best duty stations locked down.
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I was in the Marines and in the infantry (0311), and I have so many damn stories that I might put it in a god damn book. 80% are just funny shyt.
Funniest shyt is when you get done with an op outside the wire, and you are out there for days and weeks sometimes, and as soon as you step onto one of the main Camps (Camp Fallujah in this case) here comes some motherfukking POG ass gunny, 1st Sgt and/or Sgt. Major that wants to break out the fukking centimeter ruler to measure your combat stache and see if it's in regs.
You are hungry as fukk, tired, and thirsty and these pieces of shyt are worried about your cammies or boots being dirty. Telling you to go back to the hooch as your standing in line at the chow hall to go shave that extra c*nt hair of mustache to be in regs.
Then you look at the POGs frollicking around, eating ice cream, using real toilets and having the cleanest fukking cammies known to man.
Hilarious.
Funniest shyt is when you get done with an op outside the wire, and you are out there for days and weeks sometimes, and as soon as you step onto one of the main Camps (Camp Fallujah in this case) here comes some motherfukking POG ass gunny, 1st Sgt and/or Sgt. Major that wants to break out the fukking centimeter ruler to measure your combat stache and see if it's in regs.
You are hungry as fukk, tired, and thirsty and these pieces of shyt are worried about your cammies or boots being dirty. Telling you to go back to the hooch as your standing in line at the chow hall to go shave that extra c*nt hair of mustache to be in regs.
Then you look at the POGs frollicking around, eating ice cream, using real toilets and having the cleanest fukking cammies known to man.
Hilarious.
Nasty_Nate
Each one, teach one...
I'm trying to get outta that assignment to Bragg as we speak. I might have to consider Italy, if they'll go back to back overseas tours.
You make a ton af money in greenland. That COLA is like $1100.00 beans my G.Ya its true shytty stations at the same time. but when i was in them army bases wasn't having them nice houses till later on though cuz everybody was complaining bout the living areas
Nasty_Nate
Each one, teach one...
Finest broads I've ever seen in the military were Marines. But they had a lotta butch dykes too though.
Lucky_Lefty
Dreams Are Colder Than Death...
As someone who's a DoD civilian, I can testify to this. It's some BAD ass lookin marine chicks here. AF got some cougars for fofficers. They be lookin thirsty as shyt. Army chicks look
and I really haven't seen many good looking navy chicks. I got one in my office. She aight tho. Whats up with navy chicks all having some kinda bisexual experience tho?
T-K-G
Veteran
At Langley now man. How bout yourself?
Lucky_Lefty
Dreams Are Colder Than Death...
82nd mafia. Once they get their hooks in you, you might go to korea but best believe you coming back to all American land. I've seen cats give up their wings just to not have to go back there. I volunteered for all that shyt but they wanted to send me to the airborne brigade in Alaska. Quickly passed on that
Trill Bellamy
Whateva Man
I went over to the Guard when they tried to make me cross-train to reenlist, im down here in LA now
Blacsmiff
Pro
Story from a patient at my job: back in 06 he was on a day patrol in Iraq. As they drove through some village area a small armored battalion or some shyt was passing in the opposite direction, slowly; there was a tank being driven back to base. Anyway during all this basic shyt, a little girl walked up to one of the vehicles and started begging for candy; apparently a lot of soldiers give these kids American candy, and this particular girl was well known to the soldiers as being a nice kid so they always gave her the most. The patrol slowed down and shots started getting fired. Someone shot a RPG at the vehicles but missed. Still that shyt did a lot of damage. All hell broke loose, the soldiers were shooting and shyt.
After the dust settled they realized the little girl had panicked and ran in front of the tank. She got run over, and her entire body was completely crushed like a can. The patient said the dude driving the tank was an older dude, must have had kids of his own. When he saw what happened he fell down and couldn't get up - dude temporarily lost control of his legs or some shyt, he just couldn't handle what had happened.
