I just registered for college, major in IT/ minor in economics.
My problem is them handing me these bullshyt classes like Intro to Theory and Art Appreciation, sayin you won't be taking your core classes until a few years.
I need paper now, fukk a few years. Both parents are retired army so I was curious about college and life outside the Army, but it all seems like bullshyt.
Looks like Im leavin college in the bushes
I just registered for college, major in IT/ minor in economics.
My problem is them handing me these bullshyt classes like Intro to Theory and Art Appreciation, sayin you won't be taking your core classes until a few years.
I need paper now, fukk a few years. Both parents are retired army so I was curious about college and life outside the Army, but it all seems like bullshyt.
Looks like Im leavin college in the bushes
fukk everybody who served/serves/wants to serve in the military. Ya'll are killing or helping to kill third world scrubs who eat a meal a day.
Real brave fakkits, land on a IED for me
fukk that cheerin' shyt
^^we would've put them hoes on the house. fukk that cheerin' shyt
It's other vids of Army yamps on that website. Just search 'army' in 'videos'
First chick I fucced in the militaryAny stories on fukking a less than worthy chick outta desperatio?n
? Next we go to this party at this frat house, there was a dude on the porch standin next to 2 big ass coolers and a stack of white cups, told me for 50 cent I could get a cup and drink from the coolers all night, the shyt was strong and I was a damn 18 year old so i went ham on it. We left bout an hour later and went ridin thru campus, I had been hollarin at chicks the whole night and i spot this chunk chick this big ol' booty walkin by herself so i said somethin out the window, she spoke back so i hopped out and i was on her, face wasn't nothin to write home about but she had a big ol ass, nice size titties, ands surprisingly little bootydo for a big girl. She said she had just left the same party we was at so i was like shyt we bout to go back how bout you roll wit us? She got in the car and we went back to the party, he went in but i got in the backseat wit her. We pretty much cup caked the whole hour, we was damn near rubbing noses in that mafucca. Ol' boy came out the party and said he was ready to go, we never even mentioned having a place to stay, I don't know where the fukk he went but ol girl snuck me in her dorm room. The whole time she sneaking me up to her dorm room she's tellin me "I don't do this, your only the second guy i've done this with, the other was my boyfriend of 3 years", at the moment i didn't even care enough to consider whether she was lyin, this was new waters I was charting. We get to the room, make small talk for a minute, and before we were about to fukk I asked for a condom, she pulled out this big ass brown grocery bag full of condoms, all different types and colors, and the bag was decorated too, I remember it said "pick a treat" I'm like 
but you don't do this right?. We fukked like twice that night, her roommate was layin across from us the whole time, I remember making eye contact with her a couple of times while I was smashing. I fall asleep, wake up the next morning and this bytch is sitting in the chair wit her feet up talkin on MY cell phone, bytch gave me my phone back and i could tell she went thru it cause she corrected the spelling of her name, and there was a couple of texts that weren't unread but they came in before i woke up, I ain't say shyt though, whatever. I really didn't want to but me and her went out and got somethin to eat, we talkin, she told me that everybody was goin to the game at the stadium across the street, asked me what were my plans, I told here I was just here walkin around aimlessly, don't even know the nikka I'm wit. I walked her back to her dorm, dont remember how I get rid of her cause she was tryin to get me to go to the game wit her, but I was like nah, I wanna see what else this place got to offer. I didn't hear from dude I was with till like half time of the game, we linked up and after the game went and hit another party or 2 and got drunk. I guess I had used all my luck the night before cause they wasn't showing ya boy no love, lil convo here and there but thas about it. I needed a place to lay my head and my penis so you know what i did, I called ol girl and she snuck me back in her dorm. Bullshyt wit her and her friends for a minute, then we started watchin a movie. During the movie her room phone ring, she answered and I could tell somethin was wrong by the way she hung up, she got back in the bed and said "my ex just called and asked for my roommate and started 
her eyes out. I don't remember tryin to console her, I just remember us havin really passionate sex while she was crying, like we was tongue kissing, and all, that shyt was weird for me cause even to this day I'm not a fan of kissing, especially random broads, thats really somethin I don't do. We had been smashin for however long, I had her bent over in the chair and the condom broke, we both felt it and looked at each other and she said don't stop, I was like 
. I start feelin that nut comin so im tellin her "im bout to nut, I'm bout to nut", just as I'm bout to do my dismount this bytch reached back and gripped on to my drawers with both hands and pulled me back in. I held it (or atleast tried) till I broke free and busted on her ass, this bytch gone look back at me and laugh like somethin funny. I fell asleep, when i woke up the next morning she was gone to church. That was the last time I saw her. 2 months later she calls me talkin about she 3 months pregnant wit her ex boyfriends baby 
First chick I fucced in the military
I was 18, stationed in Mississippi for job training. This particular day was crazy, they had me sitting in this big ass empty room because i got caught making a cheat sheet for the exam I was about to take and they were waitin to see what they were gonna do wit me, and my sister called and told me my boy Dayvon died the day before, 17 year old high school basketball star drops dead at practice from a heart condition he was never diagnosed with, so i was all fucced up. This dude walks in the room wanting to use the phone book, I had seen hin around base but didn't know him. He said he was lookin for a car rental place because he was trying to go to his old school's (Grambling St) homecoming, then he asked me if I wanted to go, I'm like hell yeah I'm down. Knock off was at like 3:30, I went to my room, threw my tooth brush, toothed paste, a wash clothe, a shirt, a pair of draws, and some deodorant in a book bag and left. The car rental place sent a car to come get us, he talked some chick into letting him use her credit card, we got the car and we was out, I had $120 in my pocket. Took us bout 4 hours to get there, first we just road around scopin the chicks, then we hit a liquor store and got some drank. We posted up wit some of his old band members and kicked it for a minute, round the time it got dark we left, we got in the car and he just started drivin to nowhere. shyt started gettin kinda creepy because he was talkin about the hazing they used to do, the wild shyt he seen them do, then he started talkin about one specific event but he really wasn't saying anything about it, he just kept "that shouldn't have happened" and I'd ask what he talkin about and he kept shushin me. So now i got my hand on my knife in my pocket ready for whatever, cause we're good 5 minutes down this dark ass road and this nikka talkin some other shyt, I'm not really feelin this. Then he stopped and turned around and it was like once we got out of that area shyt went back to normal, he turned he music back up, he was talkin regularly again, but I'm still lost like man
1.5 miles and you have to do it under 13:36...
man I hate running
Ya combat ain't no joke man. my friend on the other hand was all proud cuz he sniped a taliban long distance and even took pics of his dead bodyand showed me
First chick I fucced in the military
I was 18, stationed in Mississippi for job training. This particular day was crazy, they had me sitting in this big ass empty room because i got caught making a cheat sheet for the exam I was about to take and they were waitin to see what they were gonna do wit me, and my sister called and told me my boy Dayvon died the day before, 17 year old high school basketball star drops dead at practice from a heart condition he was never diagnosed with, so i was all fucced up. This dude walks in the room wanting to use the phone book, I had seen hin around base but didn't know him. He said he was lookin for a car rental place because he was trying to go to his old school's (Grambling St) homecoming, then he asked me if I wanted to go, I'm like hell yeah I'm down. Knock off was at like 3:30, I went to my room, threw my tooth brush, toothed paste, a wash clothe, a shirt, a pair of draws, and some deodorant in a book bag and left. The car rental place sent a car to come get us, he talked some chick into letting him use her credit card, we got the car and we was out, I had $120 in my pocket. Took us bout 4 hours to get there, first we just road around scopin the chicks, then we hit a liquor store and got some drank. We posted up wit some of his old band members and kicked it for a minute, round the time it got dark we left, we got in the car and he just started drivin to nowhere. shyt started gettin kinda creepy because he was talkin about the hazing they used to do, the wild shyt he seen them do, then he started talkin about one specific event but he really wasn't saying anything about it, he just kept "that shouldn't have happened" and I'd ask what he talkin about and he kept shushin me. So now i got my hand on my knife in my pocket ready for whatever, cause we're good 5 minutes down this dark ass road and this nikka talkin some other shyt, I'm not really feelin this. Then he stopped and turned around and it was like once we got out of that area shyt went back to normal, he turned he music back up, he was talkin regularly again, but I'm still lost like man
