Monday Night Raw 12/9/19: 2 GOATS and a Divorce

[BrehWyatt]

The Premier One-Hitter Quitter in the game today.

 

[tinnyskillz]

Cokeboy to Matt Hardy: Jeff, i want you out there to give the fans a good match, and to elevate our performers to the next level.
Matt:

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

Spoiler

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[TheGreatShowtime]

What lack of opportunities has Drew had? He just ain't hittin with crowd no matter what he does.

They need to try him as a babyface. Maybe something like a Diesel type of babyface. I think he could pull it off.

 

[Straw Hat Luffy]

Drew sucks so feed him to RKO

 

[Jello Biafra]

Matt needs to retire and move into playing the crazy Broken Matt Hardy gimmick but as a manager in AEW or TNA.

 

[g-ice]

They are really going to make both of them a team and eventually win the tag titles.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

"The Man" shouldn't last more than two minutes with the Kabukis but it'll be like a 20 min match

 

[Thebadguy]

They shouldve kept Charlotte and Lacey together.

 

[Novembruh]

There are like a million triangle storylines this company could have stolen from to make this Rusev/Lana/Lashley bullshyt not suck so much:
Tully Blanchard/Baby Doll/Dusty Rhodes
John Tatum/Missy Hyatt/Eddie Gilbert
Kevin Sullivan/Woman/[NAME REDACTED]
Matt Hardy/Lita/Edge
Goldust/Terri/Val Venis
Raven/Beulah/Tommy Dreamer
Any triangle feud where Scott Steiner was going after another wrestler's lady.

I would have even taken a Savage/Liz/Bollea thing where Rusev and Lashley are teaming, and Rusev gets concerned about how Lashley is taking liberties with Lana and Rusev seems like he's being ridiculous and overblowing it, just to find them snuggled up while he's getting beaten down or something.
This whole thing just seemed so... out there and presented at face value that it all just came off trash. Especially right after the Maria thing.

Thinking of it, they should have Maria hope on TV, say Lashley's the real father of her child, and tell Lana he went ghost on her when she said she was pregnant, and he'll do it to her. Can burn the whole angle down now that it's gotten long in the tooth by giving Lana some gun-shyness after finding out Lashley is a serial philanderer who fukks married bytches and drops them.

Give Lana time off, let Rusev ride the wave a bit, then have her pop back up begging his forgiveness. Let him go 'you gotta win matches for me to take you back', and now you can utilize the women outside of the title picture on TV in service of this ho-ass angle, and you can see if Lana is ever gonna be a functional wrestler by throwing her at house shows and all that.

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

Good Becky, don’t help her ass till the 4HW vs 4HW build


Not happening tho

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

When was the last time Becky even defended the title?

 

[DaylitoJames]

I'm probably the only Becky Lynch stan on this site but I gotta admit they really haven't done anything important with her since winning the belts at mania outside the Sasha feud and even I thought she should have dropped the belt to Sasha

 

[Jello Biafra]

There are no other broads on Raw Chuck can tag with besides Becky? And there are no broads Becky can be defending her title against?

 

[RammerJammer]

So now the Kabuki Warriors gonna struggle to beat Becky in another 20 minute match?

This booking

 

[jackswstd]

They need to get rid of these tag titles and add a secondary women's belt or some shyt. They barely get defended and every team that has had them's reign has been meaningless.