Most Embarrassing Shyt You Got Caught Doing?

[bogey_j]

when I was younger I always used to do the van damme dance all the time (the one in kickboxer ) to annoy my sister. well one time my whole house was getting painted and I decided to bust into her room and do the van damme dance.

so I'm there grooving like

while my sister ignores me, and in the middle of my dance one of the hired painters walks by



dude just looked at me like

I was


my sister was like

 

[mr.africa]

playing hide and seek as kid with my cousin (male) at my aunt's house
decided to hide under the bed of my other cousin (female,slightly older)
well, she came into her room and started undressing to take a shower.
i didn't see anything,but got caught.
got pulled out of that room by my ears and one of the sternest talking-to of my life.

couldn't look my cousin in her eyes for some time.
for the longest time i thought that my family must've thought i was some pervert or something.
never played hide and seek in a house again

 

[75 Others]

my homie walked in my room while I was jerking it. This BBW was getting THAT WORK on the kitchen counter and it was just my time.....


He never mentioned it though

 

[fkthisgaysite]

NUDES OF UGLY BROADS ON MY PHONE (THEY sent them and my phone saved them )

 

[GSR]

i was like 6 years old. my mom took me to one of her friends house and i snuck under the coffee table and started feeling up the lady's legs. i was [obviously] instantly caught.

i obviously wasn't thinking it thru

 

[L. Murphy]

Too much too drink, Fell down a flight of stairs in stilettos and ended up w bruises all over. And everyone just stopped and stared lol.

 

[Silkk]

Going to town on the hardwood floor while watching a flick on cinemax

 

[Broad Street Bully]

Going to town on the hardwood floor while watching a flick on cinemax

 

[TL15]

Went to a drive in with a girl I was messing with and her brother who was my age

I was 17 she was 15 and we went to the drive in, in their parent's suburban...

He had his little jawn in the front seat and me and his sister were in the back seat

It was no beef because I was a senior and he was a junior and a few months younger than I was...I had his younger sister in the backseat and we're watching the movie and she's sliding my hand down her pants...

at first I'm

Then I scope the front seat situation and homie is not paying attention at all to us

fyck it

I slide down there and start fingering ole girl...she wiggling and shyt and I guess I hit a spot because she kicked the front seat

He turned around and your boy was stirrin that thang up like the chef in the fourth

I was at his face

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

Got caught fukking when I was 17 st a park at night. Police snuck up on us with his lights off and tapped on the window made me get out the car I was a$$hole naked wit a rubber hanging off the dikk he was so I Went and handed him my info he ran it and I was clean. Still naked tho cause I'm like if I'm going to jail I'm going naked fukk yall he gave us a warning. He asked me if I had 40 bucks. I told him my wallet was in the car he said ,naw take that money and get a room next time you damn dummy

 

[bogey_j]

playing hide and seek as kid with my cousin (male) at my aunt's house
decided to hide under the bed of my other cousin (female,slightly older)
well, she came into her room and started undressing to take a shower.
i didn't see anything,but got caught.
got pulled out of that room by my ears and one of the sternest talking-to of my life.

couldn't look my cousin in her eyes for some time.
for the longest time i thought that my family must've thought i was some pervert or something.
never played hide and seek in a house again

who was the one that caught you?

 

[Luken]

walking home from early high school with the white boys, i was gassy and letting off farts and getting cheap laughs

i let a huge fart one rip with no awareness and announce it, something corny in a wwe voice like "THIS IS GONNA BE THE BIG ONEEEEeeeee" *lets off long exaggerated stinky fart like this*



i turn around, and theres this remy ma looking black girl behind with a look of disgust that i will never forget to this day.

this was back in like 2004 so back then acting 'black' and acting 'white' were a thing, so it was even more embarrassing than you can imagine,

 

[Champagne Kudo]

My boss walked in on me singing this at work the other week

He still be laughing when he sees me about to clock out every night

 

[Boogie]

My older bro walked in on me beating my meat. He was an a$$hole bout it and made me do his chores. At the end he was like "I wasn't gonna tell anybody forreal but thanks anyway for doing my work."

I wanted to fight but I knew that woulda been 2 Ls that week

 

[PerrinN]

pretending to be out getting drunk on new years eve...i was in my room getting annoyed at the loud fireworks