Most Embarrassing Shyt You Got Caught Doing?

[RennisDeynolds]

nikka!!!!


I was near king all (my dorm) and SHSU.......on the grassy hill across from the cafeteria around like 4 of my boys and 6-7 chicks. Had all the confidence in the world even though I hadn't done a back flip since middle school.



Ugly chicks p*ssy stanked too

If you mean Sam Houston State University, fukk were you doing backflipping around there - too many hills and step ass inclines . Lemme guess the brehs tried to say ole girl stank so bad it knocked you backwards

 

[NinoBrown]

- Got caught rubbing one out while my ex-girl at the time was sleeping. She woke up from her slumber and said:
"Were you masturbating?"


Me: "Hmm, well no, I was just re-adjusting, I had a scratch"


Her: "Well don't waste it, put it in me"

Last year of College my main girl and two sidepieces all ended up getting the same workstudy for the spring semester. Essentially each conversation resulted as this:
[My Dorm Room]
Main: "So, did we agree to see other people, or what?"
Me: "This doesn't have a label babe, just live in the moment, but I love you the most. Labels make things more serious than they need to be"

[Sidepiece 1 Dorm Room]
Sidepiece 1: "I didn't know [Main Girl] was your girlfriend and you sleep with [Sidepiece 2]"
Me: "We are all friends here, but you and I have a strong chemistry, let's not stop a good thing"

[Sidepiece Dorm 2 Room]
Sidepiece 2: "I didn't know you were fukking [Sidepiece 1 and Main Girl] ''
Me: "It just happened, you understood there were others and this is a friends with benefits thang. Am I coming over or what?"

Now the bad:
As a kid, I got caught looking at my Uncle's Hustler magazines when I was cleaning his garage. My Mom swooped by and found me reading the pages intently. Her response:
"We GO TO CHURCH, how can you look at those nasty pictures?"



Writing dirty love letters to my HS girlfriends. Stupidly enough, I left one in my pants pocket in the laundry. It wasn't destroyed, Mom let it dry out and read it and hit me with:
"BOOOOOOYYYYY, GET HERE RIGHT NOW"


"What is this letter?"
[Grips me up by the shirt]

"YOU BETTER NOT GET SOMEONE PREGNANT OR YOU ARE OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!!"


Me: "Ok Ma"




When I was a young breh in junior high school, I kissed the class pump (slore, skeezer) in order to say that I kissed a girl, consequences be damned, it was all practice. All of my boys were clowning the shyt out of me and had me as her future husband and father to her children after just one day.

 

[Fatboi1]

God dammit that nikka post with the farting video still got me crying days later holy shyt

 

[LevelUp]

Rereading this lol.

 

[Renkz]

 

[J.E.T.S]

@ "deep fart"

That's one of them joints that's deep within. You can feel your whole booty hole open up like a tunnel when it comes out.

You feel all that gas travel from your belly to your colon.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

That's one of them joints that's deep within. You can feel your whole booty hole open up like a tunnel when it comes out.

You feel all that gas travel from your belly to your colon.

Have any of y'all ever farted loud af unintentional at the wrong time but by some miracle from the universe a distraction and or even a louder sound saved you from complete humiliation?

 

[Alvin]

I wouldn't say it was embarrassing (or maybe it was lol)

but anyway I was in miami for vaca with my homie, he knew a bad latina and her cousin. We meet up with them at night and get ready to try and fukk them, unfortunately I was drunk as hell and fukked up the p*ssy and was in the bed by 11.

 

[Tiffrock]

I fell coming off of the Meridian shuttle on Howard's campus.

 

[Mandarin Duck]

I was ass naked in a hotel room listening to music on my laptop with my headphones on.

I look up and see a head peeking over the lil hallway between the door and the room.

It's the cleaning lady asking me if I want my room cleaned

At some point she had to have come in and see I was naked, and STILL did her job of asking if I wanted my room clean.

 

[Alvin]

pops walked in on me having phone sex and screamed out "BOY YOU GONE GO BLIND"

mf woke up everybody in the house with that shyt


lil sister came running down the hall laughing asking what happened


step mom gave me the look for 2 weeks straight made me eat with plastic silverware,on a paper plate and drink out a plastic cup too

then all my uncles was callin me kung fu grip for the longest

that shyt had me screaming!

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

My senior year of high school, my mom left for work, and I was ready to enjoy some adult entertainment on the internet. This was back when you had to wait for the video to load on Windows Media Player. Suddenly, I hear the door open downstairs, and footsteps coming up the stairs. She forgot something, and had to come back. I meet her at the top of the stairs like,

What are you doing back?

Then, since the volume on those videos was ALWAYS super loud, no matter what setting the player was on previously, we hear "OH OH YEAH"

Me:

My mom: and she left.



Another time, I got into one of those situations where you accidentally click on something, and you get a million popup windows and you're trying to click them all out, and suddenly, the computer goes black. Then you have to tell your parents, "Umm, the computer doesn't work."

You have to carry that big ass CPU to the computer shop, leave it, then when you go with your parents to pick it up, the guy says, "It was a virus from adult entertainment."

 

[whatthatthangsmelllike]

I got too many one time a security guard that me and my friend knew from hanging around caught me taking a shyt like Smokey from Friday. I lived around the corner couldn’t hold it. He didn’t say anything and I didn’t see him, couple days later my friend tells me the security seen me taking a shyt the other day I was like nah that wasn’t me I was like how the hell he see me

 

[KnickstapeCity]

My nikka @Columbo

at my nikka jacking off with a Hoover.

 

[Tetsuo]

Got through ironing my clothes for school one morning and went into the living room and practiced the motions for the Electric Wing God Fist from Tekken

Did it about 4 times before my sister came into the living room about to leave for work with the on her face.