Most Embarrassing Shyt You Got Caught Doing?

[Obreh Winfrey]

When I was in middle school I discovered jacking off . If I happened to wake up at night then I'd partake . Back then there were no tube sites so you had to make due with them 30 second previews. So I do my thing and call it a night. Next morning my dad runs up on me in my room

What do you know about this pigtails round asses?


Your mom is very disappointed

.

So from then on I learned to use my imagination

 

[levitate]

doing a biggest loser challenge at work and made a mistake of eating before it..my stomach hadnt finished digesting so during the challenge after trying to hold in..i failed and ripped a deep fart in front of like 25 coworkers while doing a wallsit...that laughter

@ "deep fart"

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

When I was 16 I had this gf
Her parents were strict as fukk

So I hardly could come and take her anywhere

Most of the time I would come thru, watch TV with her and her parents and younger brother for an hour
then go sit with her on their pourch

Their pourch was to the side of the house and was blocked off from the road

Shawty would suck my dikk
I would be eating the p*ssy
She would have them track shorts on and I would pull them to the side and slide in


Her parents never came to check on us

And I guess they didn't think we would do anything since they were in the house


Her brother was a year younger and played on the football team with me
This nikka was a legit geek and lame
But he actually got a lot of playing time as a sophomore
Dude was like my biggest fan


So anyway

On Saturday night we were out there
Sucking and fukking

Next thing I know ole girl yell out "Elgin"


"Get out them blinds"

I was down on my knees sucking on her clit at the time




Yo this nikka was watching me eat his sister out


I thought he was gone tell his parents but he didn't


nikka tried to hang with me at school that Monday



I ran that fukk nikka off


Then he told the whole school


But on the low he got me some more p*ssy
Cause this bytch came up and asked me if I was really eating p*ssy

Cause back then nikkas lied like they wasn't


So she started sliding me some ass on the side

 

[imp7]

Last year I decided to do DXM syrup one more time for my bday and a music fest. I drank half a bottle of Delsym, went to the fest, came home and drank the other half and went out. I didn't throw away the bottle and shoved it under my bed.
I was high as shyt for at least 12 hrs so I forgot most of the weekend including where I left the bottle.
My mom found it and accused me of "sipping syrup like lil Wayne and them"

 

[L. Murphy]

Got caught fukking when I was 17 st a park at night. Police snuck up on us with his lights off and tapped on the window made me get out the car I was a$$hole naked wit a rubber hanging off the dikk he was so I Went and handed him my info he ran it and I was clean. Still naked tho cause I'm like if I'm going to jail I'm going naked fukk yall he gave us a warning. He asked me if I had 40 bucks. I told him my wallet was in the car he said ,naw take that money and get a room next time you damn dummy

I don't know have safe it is to go to jail naked lol

 

[Fatboi1]

walking home from early high school with the white boys, i was gassy and letting off farts and getting cheap laughs

i let a huge fart one rip with no awareness and announce it, something corny in a wwe voice like "THIS IS GONNA BE THE BIG ONEEEEeeeee" *lets off long exaggerated stinky fart like this*



i turn around, and theres this remy ma looking black girl behind with a look of disgust that i will never forget to this day.

this was back in like 2004 so back then acting 'black' and acting 'white' were a thing, so it was even more embarrassing than you can imagine,

This post, the visuals and the video to go with killed me last night

 

[LevelUp]

GCFB (get caught fappin brehs)

Happened to me a few times

Im 30 now, when i was 27 living with my parents and sister, id fap in the shower. I would use a condom to avoid my sperm sticking to me. Well i left the condom in the showed by accident.

My sister found it, told my mom about it. They knew i was fappin bcus i wasnt getting p*ssy at the time, they still tease me about it

To make it worse, they told my cousins, my aunts and uncles. A similar sitaution happened to me when i was a teenager and i got caught with my dikk in the vacuum cleaner

My family wont let me live nothing down

Vaccum :cripdahell:

 

[LevelUp]

pops walked in on me having phone sex and screamed out "BOY YOU GONE GO BLIND"

mf woke up everybody in the house with that shyt


lil sister came running down the hall laughing asking what happened


step mom gave me the look for 2 weeks straight made me eat with plastic silverware,on a paper plate and drink out a plastic cup too

then all my uncles was callin me kung fu grip for the longest

Kung fu grip

 

[DaSk8D00D]

doing a biggest loser challenge at work and made a mistake of eating before it..my stomach hadnt finished digesting so during the challenge after trying to hold in..i failed and ripped a deep fart in front of like 25 coworkers while doing a wallsit...that laughter

Reminds me of this one time in high school I had a crazy loud, semi out of control english class and one time I fell asleep during a movie and I farted in my sleep. It was definitely heard by the whole room

I kept my head down and faked like I was still sleep, but I still heard everybody roastin me

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

4th grade teacher [woman] caught me tryna look up a girl skirt...

she must've been watching me for a good 5 seconds and then i looked at her and she just

 

[Flex Luger]

When I was 16 I had this gf
Her parents were strict as fukk

So I hardly could come and take her anywhere

Most of the time I would come thru, watch TV with her and her parents and younger brother for an hour
then go sit with her on their pourch

Their pourch was to the side of the house and was blocked off from the road

Shawty would suck my dikk
I would be eating the p*ssy
She would have them track shorts on and I would pull them to the side and slide in


Her parents never came to check on us

And I guess they didn't think we would do anything since they were in the house


Her brother was a year younger and played on the football team with me
This nikka was a legit geek and lame
But he actually got a lot of playing time as a sophomore
Dude was like my biggest fan


So anyway

On Saturday night we were out there
Sucking and fukking

Next thing I know ole girl yell out "Elgin"


"Get out them blinds"

I was down on my knees sucking on her clit at the time




Yo this nikka was watching me eat his sister out


I thought he was gone tell his parents but he didn't


nikka tried to hang with me at school that Monday



I ran that fukk nikka off


Then he told the whole school


But on the low he got me some more p*ssy
Cause this bytch came up and asked me if I was really eating p*ssy

Cause back then nikkas lied like they wasn't


So she started sliding me some ass on the side

That damn Elgin

 

[BelieveBeOK]

In my teenage years I used to have really smelly armpits. Like *really* smelly. Smelly enough for me to smell them and be like .



So I would make sure to wear deoderant and roll-on everyday, except for one.




We're in class that morning and the teacher, an old lady gets up to open the door and is like, "Guys, please it's summer. Please make sure to spray deodrant in the mornings "




At that moment, I'm thinking, "shyt, I'm probably causing the stench she's complaining about"



But tell myself, "Be calm, nobody knows it's you "




As time goes on, more and more people start complaining about the smell and I'm getting more and more nervous, causing my pits to sweat and smell even more . But still trying to lie to myself, saying nobody knows I'm the source of this foul smell




I turn to my left and the guy sitting next to me is like,

but stops as soon as he realises I'm looking at him.



At that point I knew I had been identified as the culprit




Everyone knew it was me but I just had to sit there pretending like I was cool. I couldn't even walk out the class cause I was so embarrased




The worst was when this one kid who was a certified dweeb was getting dissed by one of the cool kids and his reply was, "At least I don't smell like rotten fish "




The whole class laughed




It was my first month at a new school






Could have been worse though. I had a friend who shat his pants, twice at school. The first time was in class so he left early pretending to be sick




The 2nd time was in detention. We were the youngest kids in a room full of unruly teenagers. That one was vicious

 

[Drew Wonder]

Think I was in 6th or 7th grade and heavily involved in my church youth group. We were driving back from a trip in the church van and my friend let me listen to this mix CD he made. Baby Got Back started playing and I got a little too into the song I guess. So towards the end I started rapping out loud for the whole van to hear "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun!" One of the church leaders, this super conservative white woman turned around and stared at me like Meanwhile my friend was next to me like

 

[Greenhornet]

I dont even care if anyone catches me jerking off ... I maintain eye contact and keep going. fukk out of my premises

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Mom caught me looking up porn on the family computer aka the only goddamn computer in the house at the time .

Thank God my dikk wasn't out and it was pics only (they weren't even naked just squatting while wearing pink and green thongs ), but i remember vividly it was Alexis Texas and Briana Love threesome for Reality Kings .

I still remember the screams "What the fukk are you looking at?! . Wait til i tell your father! you're BANNED from the computer "


I was "Bu-bu-but it was a pop up mom!"


Later my dad came home and was ". Popups huh . Go on and tell me the name of that site , matter fact show me how to get to the site "

I maintained my innocence and they eventually lifted my ban (Weeks later). They never believed me though

Later on we went to visit our cousins out of state and my cousin says to me "i heard you got caught looking at porn ". This was months later too, my goddamn sibling had betrayed me


Another time my dad slid open the computer room door, only to see Gianna Michaels' ass taking up the whole computer screen and me mesmerized in the darkness
. We never spoke of this again, but that door wasn't allowed to be closed for a while