Most Ridiculous Comments You’ve Seen on TheColi

[T.H.E. Goat]

Yeah if I was smashed drunk I'd prob fukk a gorilla..

Get a foreplay going, but gorillas are hairy so I'd have to shave her p*ssy first..and wash it out from fleas and ticks, but their p*ssy prob taste good and natural since they don't eat gmos or meat products..I'm guessing a hint of rainforest mist mixed with eucalyptus leaves..shyts prob juicy and tender..

Old Coli was wild

 

[Gator48]

I just saw dookie streaks in a girls toilet bowl appreciation....there are some serial killers in here

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Old Coli was wild

Lol

 

[Kenny West]

When @Doctor Wily admitted to fukking a tranny in a thread and was like "ah well, he got me I took the L"

Or when @AntiVenom was threating to stalk and hurt random black women to spite a man hating female poster @bcrusaderw

 

[Stir Fry]

Read the spoiler

His profile is still active


@Kenny West

remember when I put @AntiVenom on the Summer Jam screen for his nonsense shyt got so wild, the thread got deleted

I still have the screenshots of the pm, in case you forgot or don't know, click the spoiler

Spoiler

people on here have a tendency to act like superhero villains

 

[BaldingSoHard]

@Lil Gator Reloaded or @Buckeye Fever or someone with gator in their username back on sohh talking about having "Jack-off Jams" with their nephews. nikka said he would light aroma candles, play R&B then pass the jergens around claiming it was a bonding experience

Old Coli was wild

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

One time a guy in the booth made a fake webpage, where he posted up a fake interview of himself, in a effort to get people to listen to his music

@epar

 

[Coco Loco]

Old Coli was wild

Yo wtf????

 

[Buckeye Fever]

SOHH:

"Eating a herseys cookies and cream bar is like god busting a nut in your mouth"

@Lil Gator Reloaded or @Buckeye Fever or someone with gator in their username back on sohh talking about having "Jack-off Jams" with their nephews. nikka said he would light aroma candles, play R&B then pass the jergens around claiming it was a bonding experience

And the Sydney Starr appreciation threads from back in the day

 

[tonyclifton]

So

much


Fukkery said here

 

[The Guru]

The whole Coronavirus spinoff thread, where people justifying sacrificing their parents and grandparents to open up businesses again.

Breh i'm starting to lose my patience with these infantile buffoons out here..If i never post again corona didn't get me i'm in jail.

 

[cartierhoe]

cat who said he was gonna fukk his cousin until he smelled her & she smelt like family

Breh that whole thread is fukking

 

[audemarzz]

I don't even remember comments I've made after about 5 minutes, I can't remember something someone else said.

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

Wasn't really a ridiculous comment more so a ridiculous story but breh said he went to his gf's dad funeral and they were heading to the burial site from the church but there wasn't enough room in the limo left for him so he had to get in the other car with his girl's cousin. Breh said she was sobbing and proceeded to lean on his shoulder. She started getting more touchy feely, unzipped his pants and gave him a bj on the way to the grave site. He said he bussed as soon as they pulled up

 

[I'm Blackman]

SOHH:

"Eating a herseys cookies and cream bar is like god busting a nut in your mouth"

@Lil Gator Reloaded or @Buckeye Fever or someone with gator in their username back on sohh talking about having "Jack-off Jams" with their nephews. nikka said he would light aroma candles, play R&B then pass the jergens around claiming it was a bonding experience

And the Sydney Starr appreciation threads from back in the day

The nikka who said he uses sweatpants to masturbate in

"a human can knock out a bear I feel like, they got weak jaws" - ???



In another thread about a car accident, @Sccit said and I quote: "IM SMASHING WITH HIM ON MY WINDSHIELD"

My reply got like 200 daps