Most ridiculous lies a FEMALE has told you

[Piffiztheanswer]

I dont remember






Selective memory having ass hoes

 

[MattP215]

The other day, i was chilln late night with some thotty. Bday was a few days prior. Im like how old are you, she like "25"

Immediately im like cuz i done known this bytch for like 3 years, and I remeber she was like 25 or 26 when we first met.

So I start question, "im like if you 25, that mean you born in 91 right? Then why all your usernames on every social media site and shyt have 87 at the end of it? "

bytch dead ass looked me in my eye n said "87 is the year when my mom n dad got pregnant with my brother but lost the baby"

Im like

Literally cut off all communication after that, cuz ho was dead serious too.

yoooo wtf @ the bolded.

 

[Marezzy]

"I have my own place"

When I talk about coming over she tells me she actually lives with her mom BUT used to have her own place.

 

[Johnny Tightlips]

At least you're being honest now.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

I'll limit it to the ones that make me furious when people say them to me.
1) "I love you." bytch, no you don't, you're not capable of love because that requires having a soul and a heart that pumps blood and not hate.
2) "you're different." I'm not. You know I'm not. The sex is good and my pockets are right so you'll be around until you upgrade. The next nikka won't be any different either.
3) "I respect myself." That's why you date guys who treat you like garbage and run back to men who abuse you. That's why you love when I treat you like shyt.

Anything a woman says to me I view as manipulation and I try to see her angle before she runs game on me. I'm highly suspicious of everyone, especially women. Whenever I date a girl I'm pretty much preparing for the ending and psycho shyt to come out.

Expand thread! this man right here is dropping game for th 2016. I'm literally copying and pasting this to my note section in my iPhone.

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Expand thread! this man right here is dropping game for th 2016. I'm literally copying and pasting this to my note section in my iPhone.

I've dated a lot. I know every guy says this, especially on the Internet. I'm 26. At 17 I decided I wanted a wife and kids. Every relationship I was in was serious. I've heard it all and said it all too, lol. I know it sounds corny but if you want a healthy relationship you have to be honest. But, if you're just hanging out don't trust her. In fact you should believe she might kill you in your sleep. She is plotting on you. You should plot on her. Think of hanging out with a chick as a game of spy vs spy. Whoever can collect and use information more effectively is in control. That person usually isn't giving up useful information either. That's the biggest jewel I can share with anyone.

Girls on the coli are the perfect example. They're here to gather information. Notice how they rarely chime in unless it's well into the thread. That's because women troll by nature. That's also why girls have well thought out answers. Lol, it's because they thought about their fukking answer while comparing other answers.

 

[duncanthetall]

Reminds me...

"I was sleeping"

"I never got your text"

FYI hoes do need sleep too.

Tho half the time I send that to a chick I'm lying my ass off

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

"No, I won't do that" next thing I know I'm getting dome with a cast on.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Last night. " maybe you should talk to one of the girls over there at the bar. I'm not that type of girl" what type of girl are you talking about? Fill me in because I'm confused.. "Umm.. Wait.. I thought you wanted to have se-" listen, I didn't offer you cash on the table (indicate that I do see her as s hoe lol) so if you think I I came to talk to you for sex, or thought you were a slut, you are wrong. I'm not that type of dude. ( I did came for sex, but didn't want her to fell cheap, so I flipped it out on her, so now she exposed herself)

 

[StarGirl]

"I go to college" - bytch please. Women don't go to college, they're too dumb.

Lol kind of when guys say they read something in the news and I'm like you expect me to believe you can read?

"I'm pregnant"


"I don't talk to any other guys"
Brehs yall already know this the GOAT lie

ironically, "I'm allergic to latex"
Some girl in highschool lied about being pregnant and had everyone rubbing her fat belly. Baby never came, but she stayed fat.

 

[EVILRICO]

This asian girl I would smash 2-3 times a week was trying to make me stay over one night. I had stuff I needed to do ,so I left her place.
The next day I get news that she was in jail for child endangerment .
This dumb hoe left her kid by himself so she could go get more dck.
The kid woke up to a empty apt and went outside crying at 3 in the morning until the cops came.
This thot tried to tell me she wasn't with noone and that she left the kid alone so she could commit suicide

 

[Allergic2Latex]

Lol kind of when guys say they read something in the news and I'm like you expect me to believe you can read?




ironically, "I'm allergic to latex"
Some girl in highschool lied about being pregnant and had everyone rubbing her fat belly. Baby never came, but she stayed fat.