Most ridiculous lies a FEMALE has told you

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

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It was on his phone. Hopefully he never put it online. I doubt it. He was old.

 

[HE_Pennypacker]

"I don't usually do this."

"I usually wait longer before doing this"

"I only hang around guys - girls are too much drama"

"I'm not like most girls"

"You're the biggest I've been with/you're the best in bed I've been with"

 

[a murda]

My p*ssy is the bomb diggity

 

[It is a mystery]

"I do not have sex for money!"

A month later there is a video of her slobbing an old white man. I never even told her I heard about it.

Why do you assume it was for money? It could have been for love

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

The biggest one that gets every time

"I only hang out with guys because there is no drama"

That's not a lie. No drama, just dikk :scumbag:

 

[Denzel_Saucegton]

"I was drunk"

"I'll never give head...that's where pee comes out"

"Well she's a hoe...I'm not a hoe"*body count 27*

"I get along with guys better because females are drama" *thot alert*

"You're the only one I'm interested in over the others"

"I'll give the money back when I get my taxes"

 

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

"No I've only slept with 3 guys"

*Those 3 where her boyfriends at one time. She's omitting those 7-15 random dikks*

 

[TheDarkskinnedDrake]

You look like meek mill


I swear I don't look like that nikka that bytch was lying

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

"No I've only slept with 3 guys"

*Those 3 where her boyfriends at one time. She's omitting those 7-15 random dikks*

"Say she only fukked like 4-5 nikkas, so you know you gotta multiply by 3"
#coleworld

 

[Diondon]

I didn't fukk him

 

[KangCraSS]

I go to church.... Yeah the first episcopalian of suckin dikk.

 

[Jack Trippa 3z company ho]

Chick I dated briefly told me she was a RN. I guess in her mind a CNA is a RN. When I found out she acted like I was the dumb one.

World of difference between those two. RN can be wife material, CNA usually just a thot jump off. She knew that

 

[General Mills]

World of difference between those two. RN can be wife material, CNA usually just a thot jump off. She knew that

Breh she was a habitual liar. The normal hood nikkas she dated she could finess that shyt. I was when we are sitting in her crappy one bedroom apt and the lights get cut off. She had no kids, a 12 year old car, and no vices other than weed. How is your lights getting turned off.

I told the story on here before. She went legit crazy when i broke it off.

 

[BoogieDown23]

Breh she was a habitual liar. The normal hood nikkas she dated she could finess that shyt. I was when we are sitting in her crappy one bedroom apt and the lights get cut off. She had no kids, a 12 year old car, and no vices other than weed. How is your lights getting turned off.

I told the story on here before. She went legit crazy when i broke it off.

Link?

 

[GoFlipAPack]

" i don't suck dikk"

dead ass had a chick tell me that not to long ago. ..........bytch is 25 with 3 kids