Most ridiculous lies a FEMALE has told you

[GoFlipAPack]

I asked this one chick her name and she says, "I don't have a name"

I remember when I was a young dude like 13 I tried to get at this one chick while all my boys were around. Bytch was like "umm ummm I have a disease:
All my boys were like
I wasn't even mad. I was like don't be all extra with it. But now looking back as I'm older. I wish I had flipped it on her like "yousa nasty bytch"

 

[Auger]

"I like to read in my spare time"

 

[General Mills]

Link?

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/so-any-black-woman-in-scrubs-a-nurse-now.150883/page-2#post-13105293

Eat my dude



Edit: actually told this story again on here. Added some more detail of how she fukked my car up. Bish had me heated.

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/yo-w...hat-rejected-them.394495/page-2#post-17429311

 

[DStyles]

"I go to college" - bytch please. Women don't go to college, they're too dumb.

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

T

Also the same bytch who gave me and STD twice and never admitted to it

twice tho?

p*ssy must have been phenomenal

 

[Reactor1804]

"I only fucc with ballers!" bytch, ya list nikka was on welfare and got 3 different baby mamas!

 

[714562]

Women lie about awful things too. Mens' lies are usually small-fry stuff. "Yeah, I make this much money. Yeah, I've got this and that going on, so you know I have a future. Yeah I could beat up so-and-so."

A woman will revise her entire history of romantic and sexual relationships to make it seem like everyone she's ever dated was ultimately unworthy of her.

 

[Kovu]

"I'm not jealous, you just want me to be jealous"

*does some jealous ass shyt*

"Ain't nobody thinkin about you"

*Posts something blatantly aimed at me on social media*

"You ugly"
But they was tryna fukk me

"I give up on men"/ "I just want a good man to treat me right"

Naw, you want a bad boy you can 'fix'

"Idk what it is about you, you just make me feel comfortable"

after you've known them 2 days or some shyt

"Me and my girl about to come over and 'chill' with you"

never showed up

"You're too young for me"

But steady talkin that nasty shyt or groping me you ain't gotta lie boo


"I'm on my grown woman shyt now. I don't be on that drama or that high school mess anymore."

*continues to do most of the same childish shyt as before*


Not exactly a lie, but any woman who describes her bf as a "nice guy" or a "good guy" doesn't give af about him usually and will cheat on him fast af. If you ever hear your girl describe you like that, be on the lookout my nikkas
If a woman gives a damn about you, she can describe you in greater detail than that vague shyt.

 

[Athenna]

- I lied about being younger once. I was 17 and I claimed I was 15 and the guy still told me "It's alright, you're close to 16."
- I lied about having a boyfriend and asked my bestfriend to pose as my boyfriend.
- When one guy asked me if I wanted to come see him play basketball, I told him I lived too far.

 

[Athenna]

You have a big dikk

Your the best ever

Spoiler

 

[Allergic2Latex]

"I'm pregnant"


"I don't talk to any other guys"
Brehs yall already know this the GOAT lie

 

[EffYou]

I won't suck your dikk











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[AB Ziggy]

My inexperience with women led me to believe that they were actually serious and telling the truth

when they say shyt like "I don't do that type of stuff"

Next time that type of sh happens, I'm gonna push even harder to smash rather than sitting back.

The real freaks try to hide their freakiness and act like good girls constantly telling you sh like they are a virgin,

and that "they don't get down like this" when you ain't even ask'em.

They messing up the game for the real good girls out there.

Their actions tend to show the truth rather than their words.

 

[C-Styles]

I had an ex that tried to get away with Bullsh*t when talking to a guy I was like

Me: so what do we have here?

her: oh that's just Mike, he's like a gay friend

me: so is he gay then??

Her: he's like a gay guy

Me: BUT is he GAY??

Her: He's like a gay guy, don't worry he's not disrespectful to me

me: B*TCH! I'M GONNA ASK YOU ONE MORE TIME, IS HE F*CKIN GAY??!

Her: umm.... no but don't worry, he's not like that, he won't try anything disrespectful with me

ME: WTF! you playing me for a fool??! So you're basically talking to guys behind my back and making these excuses!! F*ck this i'm out!

Her: You're being unreasonable, he won't try anything with me!

5 minutes later, gets a text from him
"So when are we meeting up, I want to come over and just kick it with you"

me:

 

[reserved_one]

"I'm pregnant" Knowing damn well, she wasn't.