Movie cliches that never happen in real life...

[Mr Hate Coffee]

Bride/groom to be is about to be married, standing at the alter when...

...their true love bursts thru the door exclaiming their love for aforementioned bride/groom. Bride/groom and lover have romantic embrace and leave the church while the jilted bride/groom are standing there with the face.

This shyt is so unrealistic. Do you know how much weddings cost?!?!?!? Aint nobody pullin that bullshyt in real life.

ADD ON

 

[Heelish]

white guy & black guy being best friends

 

[gameover82]

the nerd with the hot chick

 

[AquaCityBoy]

"Zoom in. Now rotate 30 degrees. Freeze frame. Scan the face."

"That's the killer! "

 

[Thomas_Elliot]

I've never seen anyone dashing through the airport to stop someone they love from leaving.

 

[DaylitoJames]

The "nice guy" in high school movies gets the hot chick... or any chick.

 

[Heelish]

or the bytch that was waiting 15 years for their "true love"... that they had a relationship with at age 12

 

[AquaCityBoy]

*Lonely virgin/nerd loses virginity to hot girl.*

*Hot girl immediately falls in love with him*

OR

*Nerd has female best friend that's been in love with him the whole time*

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Bride/groom to be is about to be married, standing at the alter when...

...their true love bursts thru the door exclaiming their love for aforementioned bride/groom. Bride/groom and lover have romantic embrace and leave the church while the jilted bride/groom are standing there with the face.

This shyt is so unrealistic. Do you know how much weddings cost?!?!?!? Aint nobody pullin that bullshyt in real life.

ADD ON

Sooooo...



I *shouldn't* try this on my ex?

 

[jdashmaj]

Bride/groom to be is about to be married, standing at the alter when...

...their true love bursts thru the door exclaiming their love for aforementioned bride/groom. Bride/groom and lover have romantic embrace and leave the church while the jilted bride/groom are standing there with the face.

This shyt is so unrealistic. Do you know how much weddings cost?!?!?!? Aint nobody pullin that bullshyt in real life.

ADD ON

I came in this thread to post this same cliche like what man is gonna stand their like while some ex runs in your wedding and steals your bride in front of your family,friends,and coworkers. Everyone there afterwards is gonna lose all respect for you, more than likely you'll have a hard time even getting hoes to date you once it gets out you got your bride jacked at your own wedding, chicks ain't gonna respect that. If you did find a new girl she gonna run all over you and you'd have miserable life.

In real life if something like that happens bul has to get dressed up for ruining the wedding

 

[DaylitoJames]

Movies where the women makes the guys they like prove their love by making them wait an insane amount of time before she'll have sex with him and expect him to wait with no problems.... three months.... 40 days and 40 nights... or some silly ass time. Real men would have said "fukk this!" and move on to a chick that puts out on the first week.

 

[MidniteJay]

white guy & black guy being best friends

I was about to but in all honesty I don't think I've ever seen that kind of best friends forever relationship outside of TV.

I have close friends that aren't black but they all Latinos/Asians.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

WALKING AWAY FROM EXPLOSIONS. nikka I'M RUNNING LIKE A bytch WITH MY ARMS FLAILING ALL OVER THE PLACE.

 

[Shogun]

random one but i always notice this shyt....no one says goodbye when they hang up the phone in movies.

 

[kash10003]

"Zoom in. Now rotate 30 degrees. Freeze frame. Scan the face."

"That's the killer! "

this is such truth