Movie cliches that never happen in real life...

[OmegaK2099]

A white and Black protagonist in a buddy action comedy flick, "you know what your problem is YOU DONT LIKE WHITE PEOPLE!" "NO - I JUST DONT LIKE YOU!"

its unwritten law that the soundtrack comes accompanied by a rap and rnb album








they dont do that anymore, save for jet li movies

 

[TKOK]

Car flipping over 6 or 7 times and the driver or the main character just crawls out with a few cuts

in fukking fast 5 this happened with a whole bus full of people. Not only did Dom walk away, no one else was hurt even though that bus barrel rolled like 6 times. Plus iirc Paul Walker's car was almost undamaged.


in a comedy, hot wife with a average looking guy with a around average paying job. No way a guy looking like Kevin James is boning Leah Remini.

Also in a lot of relationship comedies on tv it seems like the guy is dumb as a box of rocks while the girl is t he smart one.

 

[Wild self]

Single most annoying thing ever in movie or in NYC they some quirky as job that pays low.

That portrayal alone is why I hate any movie based in NYC. Having 3 story Condo lofts in Midtown Manhattan, driving Audis, with a bunch of coffee shops, and living in a white bread world, but the City is still like 1980s crime rates n all

Like a bunch of thugs will try to rob you in Midtown Manhattan.

 

[Wild self]

one dude ( steven seagal ) going down to jamaica to take out a jamaica gang

That movie always make me

Straight up, a white martial artist going down to Jamaica and clap people up like that!? Without the Scotland Yard?

 

[Wild self]

Not to say that it doesn't happen but this White Savior shyt (A white guy or girl saving an individual minority or group) has gotta cease:

Blind Side
Avatar (yes, this shyt is included)
The Help
Invictus
The Principal
Glory
Dangerous Minds
Freedom Writers
Diff'rent Strokes (TV)
Webster (TV)
Forrest Gump (Bubba)
The Soloist
Welcome Back, Mr. Kotter (TV)
Monster's Ball
Machine Gun Preacher
Cool Runnings
Dances with Wolves
The Bodyguard
Radio (Cuba Gooding)
Blood Diamonds
The Last Samurai
Gran Torino
Wildcats (Goldie Hawn)
District 9 (along the same lines as Avatar)

Way too many to name. shyt is fukking annoying....and these type of movies constantly are being made.

I invite you all to name more.

2012 post to match the 2016 militancy

 

[richaveli83]

nikkas circling each other and talking shyt before they fight

That actually happens a lot in real life

 

[mr x]

A tv cliche..

But did anyone here learn to drive using chairs in the living room?