Ms. Alende is a PROBLEM brehs :whoo:

[BaggerofTea]

Claudia Alende, a 20-year-old Brazilian model and the winner of the 2014 Miss Bum Bum competition, is breaking the internet with her resemblance to the beautiful Megan Fox. The Instagram phenom, boasting some 1.2 million followers and counting, has a laundry list of endorsement deals being thrown her way and is making a quick ascension to stardom. Meanwhile, the 29-year-old Megan Fox is making headlines for shockingly splitting from her husband Brian Austin Green, with whom she has two children.

Alende insists that she is all-natural, which may be the biggest difference between her and Megan Fox, who is believed to have undergone plastic surgeries throughout her career. On Instagram, Claudia refers to herself as a “Brazilian” and “Vice Miss Bumbum 2014″ as she teases us with photos of herself in revealing swimsuits, thongs and workout clothes while flashing her million-dollar smile. The perfectly thicker Alende is arguably Megan Fox 2.0, built to be stronger, faster, quicker and more willing to pose in lingerie (bonus points!).

What the fukk are these sports nikkas in the US DOING?



LOOK AT THIS BAD bytch

 

[At30wecashout]

:rocky:This woman had hella work done. Like....a fukkton. Only "problem" is how obvious it is.

Shes ok, but I won't remember her in 5 minutes.

 

[BaggerofTea]

:rocky:This woman had hella work done. Like....a fukkton. Only "problem" is how obvious it is.

Shes ok, but I won't remember her in 5 minutes.

Alende insists that she is all-natural

 

[At30wecashout]

I don't believe her, she needs @Morepeople

 

[havoc]

She looks like she was made from the Barbie doll factory

 

[42 Monks]

And I insist that I got 50 inch vert

I don't get the obsession with this particular kind of look from either end - men or women. Women to look like Barbie Gundams and men to fukk what is clearly the nemesis from Species

to each their own and all but that girl ain't 20 ain't natural and probably don't know how to do much other than take pictures of herself and spend money

but do you daps

 

[African Peasant]

I don't see any difference with all the "instagram models". Nothing special.

And before the "so you won't fukk her" brigade come her, yeah I'll fukk her if she steps in my room right now. But other than that I won't remember her in 4 minutes and I won't simp her in any form.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

Show me a picture of her without her clown makeup and without 12 pounds of plastic walmart bags injected into her ass. bytch looks like she'll melt in a light drizzle. Ya'll need to stop gassin up these talentless whores. Then you wonder why it is you get cheated on, bc there's a million other dudes out there filling these goddamn females up with the notion that they are goddesses when they ain't. Ya'll gon learn.

Edit: wtf is an 'instagram phenom?' god this society is disgusting. can this bytch change a tire, can she shoot a basketball, can she sing, can she do anything except take little dumbass pictures of her poking her ass out for instagram likes? suck my dikk hoe.

 

[Ricky Church]

This bytch looks like a Megan Fox-Kardashian Hybrid. Built in a lab.

I'd still smash though.

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Nice. Man I had such a crush on Megan Fox man. She looks so much different now

 

[Biblical Goon]

not attracted to those blue eyed devils

 

[Knuckles Red]

I just can't get into this look. I like dark/brown skin. Plus she looks too...done up...fake. LOL @ her not having any PS. Natural Beauty>>>>>

 

[LadySimone]

That tranny/porn aesthetic again.

 

[HowardHughes]

Mehhh

 

[cyndaquil]

I dont get it, what's her talent?