Let’s run it down:
Jalen Williams - no bag
Jaylin Williams - big St. Bernard ass mfer. Shoots the 3 to look useful but really just sucks
Shai - from Hamilton, Ontario
Dort - should be an outside LB
Chet - needs HGH
Hartenstein - real nikka (allegedly)
Caruso - got that dawg in him
Wallace - YN with motion
Wiggins - same as Wallace. Needs more run
Daignault - math teacher volunteering to coach varsity