but they can't pay for maternity leave, tf![]()
maternity leave costs more.

but they can't pay for maternity leave, tf![]()

Not so fast, they are going to send you to their doctor of choice for a pregnancy testWait so I can buy a fake pregnancy test, tell my employer I'm expecting but don't want to expect, then recieve 10k and vacation time??
Sign me up chief![]()

its women who will literally get pregnant on purpose just to take advantage of some of these cash hauls and get a paid for vacation + time off work in exchange for an abortion
make nooooooooooo mistake about it
Oh no problem, I'm gonna find a pregnant woman and pay her $200 to pee in a cup for me. I'll have her meet me at the hospital and we'll act like we dont know each other. When the nurse gives me the cup, I'll go in the bathroom, she'll follow behind me moments later and voila; I'll have my pregnancy urineNot so fast, they are going to send you to their doctor of choice for a pregnancy test![]()
See I got this all figured out breh 
the bible says that god murdered every firstborn child in egyptWork for demonic companies brehs
who the fukk is he to tell people they cant get an abortion?