My fiance's father threatened me

[Phitz]

Nvm....cant be for real

 

[hayesc0]

Outside all the jokes why is there a double standard when older men date women that or legally a grown women? Keisha cole got pregnant by a 23 old and she damn near 40 ...nvm fukk it

If everyone is legal i have no problem with it personally.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

You're the guy hanging out with your brother's children's friends because your peers dont respect you.

Grow up.

P. S. If you tried that corny gun shyt on me i would have put you down.

breh, i'm gonna say this as respectfully as possible. i am not one of these little fakkits you see in your day to day life. and i am not one of these tough guy pussies you see who bench press 200 and think they're doin something. if i ever sensed a threat from you in any way and i could get to you, i'd grab you, pull you close, and literally bite off anything on your face that had a 3-dimensional form. nose, ears, all that shyt would be gone. i am a fukkin animal and only another primal animal can step to me, not some virgin on thecoli with undescended testicles. now get the funk out my alerts.

 

[TaxCollector13459]

Its cap

 

[Lost1]

I have been with this girl about two years. She is 23 years old. Would thecoli allow me to reveal a secret? I have secretly been 47 years old. Anyway, this girl and I have a profound connection and I basically went on a fishing trip with her father and told him my plans. I mean to make her an honest woman and I mean to get her in the bedroom and start poppin out them kids so that the line of Carbon lives on. He asked me if I supported her getting her nursing degree and i told him she could obtain it, but she would be in the house raisin them kids mostly. I don't have to work, but I be out on the oil rigs for months at a time. And i do this to keep the masculine spirit alive. This is why i can still achieve an erection without pornographic imagery while most on here cannot. Then i dropped on him that i didn't believe in marriage bc i frequent a certain messageboard which i would not reveal and we have heard tales of utter horror.

Well brehs, dude lost his shyt, but respectfully, cause he knew i could easily kill him whenever I desired. He told me that i was two years older than him and that it wasn't gonna happen and i laughed and pulled my trenchcoat to the side and put my leg on the side of the boat, kinda like a pirate and he seen that heater in the holster. So this mufukka shrank back, clutched his breast, and chirped some shyt under his breath to the effect of 'if you ever hurt her...' which he didn't think i heard but i did cause i have the hearing of a hawk. And I have already hurt her several times cause she likes to be spanked. But anyway, just thought i'd share that with ya'll so you'll know where i am in life. Discuss.

if this is all true

then you're completely in the wrong

you have to marry that woman

 

[Da King]

Thats a grown woman

Grown ass child