My GF forgot I’m from Harlem :dame:

[The Burger King]

plot twist


OP was actually fukking Ronald McDonald in the ass harder than BK's whopper deals

This was clever but I feel conflicted about whether or not I should dap this. :dameking:

 

[Billy Ocean]

That bytch don't respect you @The Burger King.

 

[The Burger King]

What type of dog ass broads you messing with?

I’d Bush that bytch for asking some disrespectful shyt like that

Do I look like a limp wrist bytch?

That’s high key disrespect.

To be fair she didn’t wanna ask. She said “I wanna ask you something but I feel like you would get upset about it.” I kept pressing until she finally told me. :atearinmyburger:

 

[Luck]

Tell her that after you bust she lucky you don't kick her ass out so don't press her luck


Now ill pull out mid fukk session to eat the cat and get it extra juicy again but after I bust I aint doin shyt else. Sex is over at that point

 

[cobra]

Another plotwist: @Ronald McDonald was rawdogging Bk's girl before him

dont do it bk unless you wanna taste that special szechuan sauce

 

[Abdi]

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Yuck

 

[I Really Mean It]

Any chick asking you to cum inside her is trying to have your baby.

 

[ndthentherewasx]

No

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

But I thought you wasn't from Harlem

Burger King: The predecessor of this burger mega-chain was originally founded in 1953 in Jacksonville, Fla

 

[taco jay]

 

[Black Cher]

 

[DrexlersFade]

But I thought you wasn't from Harlem

He owns franchises















Right say it ain't so @The Burger King you are from Harlem right

 

[CrownHeights]

I already know that fakkit would do it. If he thinks his shytty ass sandwiches taste good, I know he’d love the taste of my seed.

The king stay with a foot on @Ronald McDonald neck

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

.....the fukk?