My girlfriend lies for seemingly no reason.

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I stripped in my early years but I'm almost 35. Nobody wyourE see that from me lol. I'm a comedian and campy actor.

You ain't ever made me laugh once

Well I guess finding out your baby daddy three was kinda funny

 

[BaRRyG]

I'm not a p*ssy lol. Quite contrary. I know better than to be reckless or too invested here.


It's been 3 years or so. Me and her mom get along. Her two other kids are kinda so so with me but we get along, too. The baby daddies are kinda distant but we got no beef.

The kid being mine is the only reason I'm trying to be any kind of rational. Because if I just up and leave, I'll be a villian forever to my kid, you know?

You ready to be head of that household?

 

[Realm-Breaker]

Be sure you’re wife has not been kidnapped by the coven. A witch could’ve taken her form by stealing a lock of her hair. Ask her about your vows and past. That should bring about her true hellish form!

 

[TEH]

hmmm stop … stop fukking lying

 

[Mowgli]

Run. Only gets worse

 

[Deep_Black_Conscious]

She's a Psychopath, Sociopath, or Narcissist guaranteed. They are everywhere.

 

[Thanos]

She eating Arbys now, that' ain't yo girl no mo

 

[SuaveyBoi115]

You know the answer, so don’t know why you‘re asking. Throw her to the bushes and keep it moving

/thread

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Wow, that is foul. I’ll have either @Peter Popoff or @1thouwow talk to her

 

[TripleAgent]

She has a vagina

 

[You Win Perfect]

You know the answer, so don’t know why you‘re asking. Throw her to the bushes and keep it moving

Bro asking stupid questions

 

[gtj1982]

The other day she said her homegirl wanted to go to Olive gardens.

I asked how. She said she mentioned it in a group chat.

Today she randomly brought up the same situation but said she had to decline and leave her friend's house.

Didn't even realize she was caught in a lie, or did she?

shyt just been rubbing me the wrong way.

What's the reason?

Not to be pessimistic but my ex was the same way. Would lie about the dumbest things like how much it cost to get her hair done when we have a shared bank account. It's not going to change breh just have to decide if you trust her or not when it comes to the big issues.

 

[Blackrogue]

I'm not a p*ssy lol. Quite contrary. I know better than to be reckless or too invested here.


It's been 3 years or so. Me and her mom get along. Her two other kids are kinda so so with me but we get along, too. The baby daddies are kinda distant but we got no beef.

The kid being mine is the only reason I'm trying to be any kind of rational. Because if I just up and leave, I'll be a villian forever to my kid, you know?

Lol she got two other baby daddies?

 

[Fiji Water]

That doesn’t sound reasonable. What does you being boogie about restaurants have to do with her forgetting that she told you that she talked to her friend via text and then switched up the story to use her friend as an alibi for a meet up?

I'm just saying what she told me. It definitely doesn't add up. It's actually total horseshyt. At best, she's just insanely insecure. The worst is something I ain't even going to think about.

But we opened up a conversation about why she tells these random lies. It didn't really go anywhere so I'm actually considering just moving out or maybe not coming back from my trip.