My homie is the worst wingman

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Breh was rapping Lil reese to himself



He was Somali aswell
Mali nikkas are the woat wingmen

Ya drunken Somali nikka

U pretty much threw p*ssy away ..sorry breh

Rule number...my wing man has to be sober if were trying to get chicks

Fukk I hate drunken ppl

 

[koolkeef]

"fukk you nikka, how comes I get the one with no ass "

 

[Lo-Co]

Breh was rapping Lil reese to himself

but lil reese though?

your night summed up in 1 gif

 

[Matt504]

The elites have something to do with this.

 

[Mowgli]

You were taking to long with the bad bytch and forcing your homie to entertain a bytch he didn't like.

You must think you're the leader. Get the bytch number and rendezvous later. fukk outta here

 

[Xtraz2]

Negged for using tha word "ting"

 

[Mowgli]

I FOUND THEIR PICS

MODEL ON THE LEFT, THICKY ON THE RIGHT

Hiv positive Tia and Tamera on heroin

 

[Giselle]

Didn't read, but grown men shouldn't need a "wing man" or another man to help them get women.

 

[BocaRear]

The elites have something to do with this.

Jet fuels don't melt steel beams

You were taking to long with the bad bytch and forcing your homie to entertain a bytch he didn't like.

You must think you're the leader. Get the bytch number and rendezvous later. fukk outta here

Why would I ever wanna see these chicks again?
If I meet her at a house party I already know what type of chick she is.

I gave my nikka the assist with this tall light skinned chick while
I was tryna smash In the upstairs bedroom and never see her again, I didn't even give her my real name.
And later on I found out she had a boyfriend too

 

[Sauce Dab]

Lil Reese

Of all the trap out there and he played him

 

[Marco Andretti]

I need the TDLR version please ..

 

[BocaRear]

Didn't read, but grown men shouldn't need a "wing man" or another man to help them get women.

What the hell do you know, you're a woman.
You know nothing about making moves on the opposite sex all you need to do is show a lil titty and ass and nikkas will approach you

And why are you acting like bytches don't stick to each other like glue, the entire purpose of a wingman is to split you bytches apart from one another

 

[Mowgli]

Jet fuels don't melt steel beams



Why would I ever wanna see these chicks again?
If I meet her at a house party I already know what type of chick she is.

I gave my nikka the assist with this tall light skinned chick while
I was tryna smash In the upstairs bedroom and never see her again, I didn't even give her my real name.
And later on I found out she had a boyfriend too

You need a wingman with no standards.

 

[Giselle]

What the hell do you know, you're a woman.
You know nothing about making moves on the opposite sex all you need to do is show a lil titty and ass and nikkas will approach you

And why are you acting like bytches don't stick to each other like glue, the entire purpose of a wingman is to split you bytches apart from one another

Real males know how to do it on their own

Multitask. Talk to two women at once, giving them both attention so you don't need another male to help you.

Don't get upset with me bc you don't know how to get women without help from another male.

Also, I just read your story. Sounds like some hs or college stuff.

 

[BocaRear]

Real males know how to do it on their own

Multitask. Talk to two women at once, giving them both attention so you don't need another male to help you.

Don't get upset with me bc you don't know how to get women without help from another male.

Also, I just read your story. Sounds like some hs or college stuff.

I see you didn't have a rebuttal for what I said. As a woman you know nothing, all you need to do is show some titties and ass. I bet you've never even approached a man before in your life, and if you have I know by default you have zero charm or personality.

A woman giving advice on how to get women is like a fish telling a fisherman how to catch fish