I'm so fukking mad right now brehs
Yesterday night me and my nikkas hit a house party and I saw 2 BAD light skinned bytches that were cousins.
One of them was a short 5'4 THICK light skinned chick from the islands, mixed with coolie. Her ass was so fat and I swear to god I peeped her titty pop out of her tank top like 5 times. Them shyts could not be contained. Reminded me of a young tahiry
This bytch was so bad I saw a group of nikkas all across the house just scheming on her with the "
" face in the cut waiting for bashment to come on.If I wanted this ting I had to move QUICKLY
The other ting was more model-esque looking. 5'9 light skinned beautiful chick with the curly hair.
She was just as beautiful but no one was showing her any love because all nikkas care about is a fat ass and big titties
. Her ass wasn't bad but compared to her cousin....
Anyway, I start speaking to the thick short one and she's feeling me, but every couple mins her cousin keeps interjecting in the convo which is fukking up the flow. I had to call for black up so I told my nikka come thru and speak to her cousin real quick.
What happened next was an absolute disaster
My nikka comes thru with a bottle of grey goose and I can tell he's already tipsy
,
So I pull him to the side and tell him to talk to the cousin for me.
Breh says very loudly
"fukk you nikka, how comes I get the one with no ass
"
He says it so loudly that the bytches next to us hear him
My short thick ting says "excuse me, who do you think you're talking about
" in defence of her cousin
So I do my best to diffuse the situation and eventually shyt gets normal.
So my guy is talking to his ting and I'm talking to the short ting and I'm bout to eat real good
,
She whispering in my ear how she's cold so I was cuddled up with her in someone's bedroom to keep her warm.
For some reason my friend comes to the bedroom and brings the cousin which killed the vibe entirely
So we in the bedroom and the girls wanna hear some music, my nikka starts playing Lil Reese
The girls are like "I don't wanna hear trap shyt
"
He says "I don't care what you want I'm playing trap shyt
"
I convinced the nikka to play controlla and we turn off the lights and the girls started twerking for us (his girl was struggle twerking
)
But then this nikka switched the lights back on and started playing some more trap shyt
So at this point the chicks have completely lost the mood and to make matters worse, my short thick ting gets a phone call from her boyfriend asking where she is
We had to turn the music off but her boyfriend could still hear the DJ downstairs.
The boyfriend ended up threatening to come find her and shyt. Then he started calling her cousin too after the short ting stops picking up his calls.
My nikka snatches the phone off the girls cousin and starts talking shyt to her boyfriend
Talking about how imma fukk his girl and all kinds of flagrant shyt.
This kills the vibe COMPLETELY both the bytches grab the phone and immediately leave the party and all my nikka can say is
"You gave me the ugly one, what did you expect
"
These women outchea writing out long winded out essays as how to how men should go around to court a women
