My Nigerian neighbor called to ask was his wife home....

[Silver Surfer]

I got a call at 7 am this morning from my Nigerian neighbor....(real good guy). At first I didnt want to pick up but I figured it was an emergency.

Dude was like.."Hey Doc...how are you my friend?..hey can you see if my wife's car is in the driveway?"

I was like

So I looked out the window and it was....

Dude said he been trying to call her since Sunday.

He in Colorado for work all week...man...he sharing ..

 

[marcuz]

or she's dead

 

[Silver Surfer]

or she's dead

Dont say that bruh...she's like 25 and looks like a desperate housewife

 

[Dat Migo]

Go check on her

 

[GoldenGlove]

I got a call at 7 am this morning from my Nigerian neighbor....(real good guy). At first I didnt want to pick up but I figured it was an emergency.

Dude was like.."Hey Doc...how are you my friend?..hey can you see if my wife's car is in the driveway?"

I was like

So I looked out the window and it was....

Dude said he been trying to call her since Sunday.

He in Colorado for work all week...man...he sharing ..

Damn, so you got her caught up huh?

 

[cleanface coney]

damn man thats fukked up

i hate to say it but if he callin the neighbors checkin on his wife....nikkas know wassup

 

[Just like bruddas]

man if Im out of town and my wife not picking up the phone, then Im not coming back home.

 

[Numpsay]

I would be conflicted here. If dude is really a good dude I wouldn't want him to get done dirty, but then on the other hand it would be none of my business. But just for laughs I would at least go knock on the door to see if the answered.

 

[Darth Nubian]

Tariq Nasheed flashback. "Oooo was dat neeggaa dat yuuuu waz text messaggin!"

 

[YouMadd?]

I dont know why, but the thread title is hilarious to me

 

[714562]

In.


You keep us updated.

 

[606onit]

OOOOOOOO IS THAT NEEEEEGGA?

 

[havoc00]

or she's dead

She's rottin away in the house now the smell will slowly creep over

 

[Cat piss martini]

knock on the door and make sure she's ok man.
then when she invites you in wearing that housecoat
showing off cleavage and thigh hit her with the

 

[b_low_brown]

man if Im out of town and my wife not picking up the phone, then Im not coming back home.

If its your wife whos not picking up, odds are its your house you wouldn't be going back to.

If it was me I'd come back home raising hell