My Nigerian neighbor called to ask was his wife home....

[Just like bruddas]

If its your wife whos not picking up, odds are its your house you wouldn't be going back to.

If it was me I'd come back home raising hell

If I was to head back home, I would be leave there in a squad car. Best bet not to come back until she's gone and the divorce is final

 

[Nemesis]

I got a call at 7 am this morning from my Nigerian neighbor....(real good guy). At first I didnt want to pick up but I figured it was an emergency.

Dude was like.."Hey Doc...how are you my friend?..hey can you see if my wife's car is in the driveway?"

I was like

So I looked out the window and it was....

Dude said he been trying to call her since Sunday.

He in Colorado for work all week...man...he sharing ..

lol.... hes definitely Nigerian...

 

[FaTaL]

we need pics of her

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

has the car moved? they might be fighting? or she lost her phone.

 

[b_low_brown]

If I was to head back home, I would be leave there in a squad car. Best bet not to come back until she's gone and the divorce is final

 

[So-Chi]

there is potential here

 

[Silver Surfer]

On some real shyt..I just got back home from the gym after work...I want to knock on the door...but Im thinking this shyt got nothing to do with me...the light on...so somebody home.

Just called dude....said "everything ok?"....he was like "yeah everything ok...I be home Friday"

Dude sounded down...normally he got some pep in his voice...

 

[EducatedBrothaFromTheBank]

Post the phone records or it didnt happen

 

[AntiHero]

I got a call at 7 am this morning from my Nigerian neighbor....(real good guy). At first I didnt want to pick up but I figured it was an emergency.

Dude was like.."Hey Doc...how are you my friend?..hey can you see if my wife's car is in the driveway?"

I was like

So I looked out the window and it was....

Dude said he been trying to call her since Sunday.

He in Colorado for work all week...man...he sharing ..

Dude is probably out working hard thinking his wife is home relaxing and listening to some smooth jazz.

She's probably in the club right now shaking her azz.

 

[Ugo Ogugwa]

knock on my door you beetch ass neega. bros ova hos fagget

 

[Mountain]

knock on my door you beetch ass neega. bros ova hos fagget

 

[stealthbomber]

If I was to head back home, I would be leave there in a squad car. Best bet not to come back until she's gone and the divorce is final

so you'd beat your wife cuz she didnt answer the phone?

 

[Chris.B]

SHE IS GETTING HER INTESTINES RUINED

 

[Sinnerman]

lol.... hes definitely Nigerian...

 

[PortCityProphet]

have you seen any other cars that aint theirs? this sounds like a good story