He killed her before he left and is using you as his alabi.
I got a call at 7 am this morning from my Nigerian neighbor....(real good guy). At first I didnt want to pick up but I figured it was an emergency.
Dude was like.."Hey Doc...how are you my friend?..hey can you see if my wife's car is in the driveway?"
I was like
So I looked out the window and it was....
Dude said he been trying to call her since Sunday.
He in Colorado for work all week...man...he sharing ..
My Nigerian neighbor called to ask was his wife home....
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Silver Surfer
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i think it might be a misunderstanding...
but she is enrolled at a HBCU and around alot of American niccas
and ol boy is a Nigerian lame..I took him to the gym once and he came in a crushed up wind breaker from 95 doing one set each of legs/chest/arms/shoulders...lowest weight possible on the machine...i was like
...thats my dude tho....he cool people
but she is enrolled at a HBCU and around alot of American niccas
and ol boy is a Nigerian lame..I took him to the gym once and he came in a crushed up wind breaker from 95 doing one set each of legs/chest/arms/shoulders...lowest weight possible on the machine...i was like
...thats my dude tho....he cool people
b_low_brown
Daddyface
who is dis on de fone??
i cant remember in which podcast he said that
edit found it
Torrential
LWO
DeuceZ
Li pitit gason
NYChase718
Veteran
Man stop fukin around and knock on the door. Jus act like your looking for him of she comes to the door
OaklandCertified
Town Business
Just imagine the fukkery, if you go to knock on the door and he pulls up while you're coming down the porch.
NYChase718
Veteran
ring the bell and when she opens the door she might ask "are you the key master?"
:dead2:
Majestic Pape
The-Coli = W SOHH = L
Assuming that her car has been there the whole time, you might want to go over there and check on her because she really COULD be dead or severely sick or hurt or something.
Or she could be getting piped down by random dikks and you could be next up.
Either way you're doing the right thing.
Or she could be getting piped down by random dikks and you could be next up.
Either way you're doing the right thing.
Rigamortus
Superstar
I got a call at 7 am this morning from my Nigerian neighbor....(real good guy). At first I didnt want to pick up but I figured it was an emergency.
Dude was like.."Hey Doc...how are you my friend?..hey can you see if my wife's car is in the driveway?"
I was like
So I looked out the window and it was....
Dude said he been trying to call her since Sunday.
He in Colorado for work all week...man...he sharing ..
Go check on her.
This may be your only chance to have a H@llow moment in real life.
Picture it "Your neighbor calls you to go check on his wife while he's out of town. When you get to his house you see her through the window like this.
She tell you to come inside and give her a hand."
NYChase718
Veteran
Go check on her.
This may be your only chance to have a H@llow moment in real life.
Picture it "Your neighbor calls you to go check on his wife while he's out of town. When you get to his house you see her through the window like this.
She tell you to come inside and give her a hand."
What do you do?...