My ol lady can't take dikk

[Da King]

Low-key brag thread

OP got a trash sex life, fukk he bragging about?

She's not aroused enough.

ding ding ding ding

 

[Ol’Otis]

Lets be honest see the problem is most dude get their sex education from porn. You watch a big booty chick getting slayed by a BBC and think to yourself that's how they all like it.

Even pornstars who professional take dikk for a living will admit that taking a foot long is excruciatingly painful and that they prefer an average size.

Yeah I was just watching ambitious booty and she kept telling dude to "take it out"

 

[tonyclifton]

Which means its dry. Astro Glide or warm up lube. The muscle can contract and take 4 fingers without pain and just a tad discomfort. That's why it produces lube in the first place, to prevent pain.

She's not comfortable and contracting. Maybe sweet talk the girl, nibble on her body parts, make her feel like she's special instead of "bytch get over here and drop it like its hot". Some women need an emotional attachment in order to let themselves loose. pun.

This is the only advice you need to take

If it doesn't work then

 

[Joe Sixpack]

Some dikks n certain positions can't b took...n it's like the more we scream the harder y'all pound shyt ain't always sweet is all I'm saying

You need to take that though.. It's your job.

 

[Serious]

7

You've got to lick it before you stick it...

I'm Jamaican though

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

When I say it I'm hating .

I be tryna tell these nikkas shyt ain't difficult at all .

Stats are very real 70% of women not cumming.

Even if they like he feeling of you inside them but that doesn't mean she's cumming.

Only 70%?? I'm surprised it's not higher lol

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

7
I'm Jamaican though

Yeen gotta tell nobody that you tounge kiss the twat. Keep it on the....DL

 

[Serious]

When I say it I'm hating .

I be tryna tell these nikkas shyt ain't difficult at all .

Stats are very real 70% of women not cumming.

Even if they like he feeling of you inside them but that doesn't mean she's cumming.

What if she releases a huge ass puddle on my dikk, then tries to fall asleep afterwards, while leaving me hard as a rock

And dudes arent Cumming either
I've faked my fair share of nuts to make a chick feel good

 

[SalamiAttack]

that's on you if you can't serve her up right*

 

[Skip b]

I was trying to cut her some slack but this shyt is getting annoying

She can't arch her back. Says it hurts when I go too deep. Tries to ride, that's so so

The only positive is she's on the pill so I shoot that shyt upShe's coming by later and I'm contemplating saying I gotta write a paper


I gotta get out the game and get on that monogamous lifestyle

Wife girls that control how you use your dikk brehs......Dont be a idiot like me bro bro

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

There is. The woman in the OP just can't take dikk.

However some women do have trash p*ssy. It smells, it's dry, etc


Looking back, the quality was much better in HS. Makes me miss those days. 5 years removed from HS and I'm hard pressed to find a woman with some A1

We gon be aight though

Damn real.
When I was in my 20s I thought all p*ssy was gonna be that good.
I mean, even the worst I had back then was still great.
But now that I'm way older...holy shyt I had no idea sex could get this bad with females.
Dry p*ssy, vaginismus, too tight from lack of use, dry from lack of use, shyt...
My damn hand be naturally moister than most of these females...

 

[the bossman]

Only 70%?? I'm surprised it's not higher lol

I be seeing this statistic every now an then.

this cant be real.

you mean during an entire session of fukkin.. 70% of women arent able to bust a nut? not even at least ONCE?

that shyt is a tragedy. it's not right. yall deserve better than that

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

I be seeing this statistic every now an then.

this cant be real.

you mean during an entire session of fukkin.. 70% of women arent able to bust a nut? not even at least ONCE?

that shyt is a tragedy. it's not right. yall deserve better than that

It comes down to stimulation and communication to make your girl reach that exclamation.

 

[Skip b]

sounds like she needs to be broken in or hasn't taken dikk in a long time. maybe pleasing her might do the trick, fingering her, eating her out etc.

Nah son; if I have a chick and they are my girl I dont give a damn if you are 90 pounds; when its time better be prepared how i choose to lay it down, you dont tell me how to use my dikk; chicks do that bs when they are distracted(thinking of someone else or dont feel like having sex)....Dominant chicks play this game with a dude they feel is submissive who they could boss....

 

[Givethanks]

Hold her down and make her take it

Your a low life