My Regular uber driver picked me up

[Eczema]

whilst singing along to his crappy Punjabi music at the top of his voice.

He smiled when I pulled out my set of new ear plugs, "Looks like you've come prepared this time," he said laughing.

I smiled back at him and replied, "Yes," as I put them up my nostrils.

 

[Rice'N Beckford]

I get it

 

[BocaRear]

That plot twist

 

[TRFG]

Did you make this up?

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

 

[Reflected]

LOL

 

[ben anderson]

lmao

 

[Goonba]

What

 

[Hybrinetics]

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

@ThreeLetterAgency

 

[Supa cat]

@ThreeLetterAgency

but am I the only one that thought op was gonna turn the story to something about dikks given his history

 

[Ness]

but am I the only one that thought op was gonna turn the story to something about dikks given his history

Yeh i was like damn uber ok dude gettin rly creative wit the dikk posts less see where he goes wit this

 

[ben anderson]

but am I the only one that thought op was gonna turn the story to something about dikks given his history

 

[MoneyTron]

Short and to the point.

 

[-DMP-]