My simp story

[OneManGang]

God damn not only was that hard as fukk to read...but you simped HARD AS fukk for 6 months and didnt get no p*ssy out of it

Top 5 biggest L I've read about on here, and thats saying something.

 

[MikelArteta]

Stop associating with hoodrats
Stop associating with single moms
Stop opening your wallet for women
Stop thinking with your dikk

 

[Diondon]

 

[Bunko]

He still probably washing his dirty ass drawers in your boys mom washing machine, while she's using the sink and bar soap bytch look like she built like

 

[Silkk]

I still wonder what that good good would of feel like

Why you didn't just tell her she had to fukk in order to get all that

 

[MikelArteta]

Stop associating with hoodrats
Stop associating with single moms
Stop opening your wallet for women
Stop thinking with your dikk

 

[EndDomination]

Was she the only woman you'd ever met in your life?
How did you manage to take this many Ls in such a short period of time?
You didn't get to smash when you went over.
You lost your job.
You chased after a woman with a kid who worked at WalMart.
You drove her to work everyday and picked her up without getting p*ssy.
You were driving her to work while she was fukking a random.
He ate your candy.
You should have paid attention in #HOH 101, because its obvious you were doing something else in that class. Same thing with English.

 

[TheNig]

When she told them people that she was your wife, you should have noticed it then.

 

[brother walt]

nikka simping on thots ...a fukking hood rat and you cant get them draws? yeah you an ugly ass nikka

im not ugly but im not one of those pretty boys either

 

[hoodheronova]

@PeridotPuss

 

[RaneDolzNikeMonster]

tl;dr negged

 

[Wiles]

In after I move my car

The title got me

 

[onelastdeath]

She's don't even stress breh

 

[brother walt]

yall have to understand I was young I just had to share this story this wasn't the first chick I ever met just the first yella bone players f-up im good now I just went thru it for my yung coli brehs don't have 2 and I updated my slab she was attracted 2

 

[Silkk]

Chick look chubby too