My simp story

[brother walt]

Sooo...was it the variety of hair colors that got u nikka...I mean wtf was it

high yella at the time I was really into hood chicks and then she had red hair bruh in

 

[Geek Nasty]

This why they need a mandatory hard on hoes class in high school

That's what high school is!

 

[brother walt]

*platinum thread* thanks yall

 

[Biscayne]

Yella bone?

From East Texas?

And she offered to cook for you?

Clearly she put the roots on you via her meal she made for you. She's from East Texas, so she probably has family roots in Louisiana. She's probably well versed in Voodoo, and psychologically trapping simps via black magic. Never eat an unacquainted womans food. She put her bodily fluids in there, and had you trapped. That's that psychological simping.

 

[rahji]

You better not insult any other posters and their simping here ever.....

This shyt had me so angry that I couldn't stop you from hoarding L's all in your living room, garage, bedroom, kitchen, car, etc etc etc

 

[Address_Unknown]

1 day turn in to 3 3 days turn into 3 weeks and every day is pick her up at 6am drop her off at work pick her up from work at 4 drop her off at home Monday thru Friday and she got sick at work and they call me to go to the hospital she said she was my wife and I haven't even smell the kity

1 day turn in to 3

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and every day is pick her up at 6am drop her off at work

pick her up from work at 4 drop her off at home

Monday thru Friday

and she got sick at work

and they call me to go to the hospital

she said she was my wife

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I lost at 'She said she was my wife'. Had to do that hold in lookin' like you goin' puke laugh and excuse myself from my workplace. Out here crying in the bushes, typing this shyt on my phone. Gotta save the rest for when I'm home, man.

 

[brother walt]

Yella bone?

From East Texas?

And she offered to cook for you?

Clearly she put the roots on you via her meal she made for you. She's from East Texas, so she probably has family roots in Louisiana. She's probably well versed in Voodoo, and psychologically trapping simps via black magic. Never eat an unacquainted womans food. She put her bodily fluids in there, and had you trapped. That's that psychological simping.

:oohweesss: keep going

 

[Frida Giezman]

Spoiler: my slab

I was about 18 or 19 and I had a big crush on this bad yellow bone chick she was bad brehs nice shape and had that hood in her so she kept different colors hair In her head I use to try and spit game at her when I was working at the chemical plant if yall from Texas yall know about BP Refinery so yeah your boy was making bread she working for a clean up crew and even in her frc she had that donk poking anyway I tried to get that girl forever so she end up getting laid off about 6months before they relocated me.I end up getting layed off for showing up late and calling off I was getting home sick and I never was able to enjoy my life so they sent me back home I was tripping I had money save and that unemployment check was lovely and I wanted to hit the club up like any regular young nikka so one morning I'm going thru face book and seen she was on my gome girl friend list so I sent her a message asking her do she remember me because its been about 2 years now she hit me with the nall remind me I should of knew then but anyway I let her know who I was and we message back and forward then I hit her with I don't be on here much here is my number so so a couple days go by she finally hit me up and said I should come thru this weekend she will cook for me im happy as shyt think im going slide in not knowing she was checking my profile out seeing how I was living anyway I get over there she cook for me and we talking and she hit me with a sob story about how she don't have a car and need a ride to work tomorrow im like cool (thinking I can stay over there tonight and hit drop her at work and burn ) but nope she said be here in the morning my son coming home tonight so 1 day turn in to 3 3 days turn into 3 weeks and every day is pick her up at 6am drop her off at work pick her up from work at 4 drop her off at home Monday thru Friday and she got sick at work and they call me to go to the hospital she said she was my wife and I haven't even smell the kity and also I spending all my bread on her paying her light bill her cell phone bill everything so while she in the hospital she tell me she need some soap and perfume and pajamas im nervous because I spent all my money on her and I don't get my unemployment until tuesday so I went to walmart and stole it yall know in Wal-Mart it have that plastic cover over they perfume and I got a hammer smash it and when I took it too her I forgot the plastic tag was still on it she like if I didn't know any better I would say u stole it im like nall I guess they forgot to take it off so while she in the hospital she tell me her washer broke and she don't know how she can wash clothes so I remember my homey had a extra washer stored at my house that he was going to give to his mom for her bday so I took it and told him someone stole it out my garage so valentine day come up im like mann I Been trying to hit this for 6 months its vday I better get something out of this so I get floweres sent to her job

I pick her up with more flowers and candy and took her to dinner jamming that r Kelly don't u say no so we eat dinner and on the way home she hit me with I don't feel well my head and stomach hurt im like so im pissed I drop her off im driving home and look in the back seat and see her purse In the back seat so I Turn around to take it to her I check the purse because her phone was vibrate couldn't check it her phone was locked but I seen her house keys was still in there im like how she get in her house then so I turn back around I get to her house I walk right in and see a dirty nikka with just draws on her couch eating my candy I bought her while she cooking dinner in her panties






I KNOW I CANT SPELL OR USE PERIODS OR COMMAS THIS THE COLI NOT ENGLISH CLASS







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I stopped reading at the washing machine part

Wow ur a dirtbag smh

 

[jwonder]

I can truthfully say I never simped a broad I wasn't with. Never payed car notes, light bills, rent, etc in life. I've been listening to Too Short and JT Money since I was 13

 

[Gold]

Lol damn, it happens to the best of us bruh. I used to simp pretty bad in middle school and my fresh/soph year of high school. Giving hoes answers to homework & shyt thinking I was gonna get some from that

Breh I swear i'm responsible for at least 3 women's highschool diplomas...


Believe Differential Equations gets panties wet brehs

 

[Mook]

Spoiler: yung thot

@Spud34

Can even blame you breh.






































































You should still be shot to clean the gene pool

 

[Music Fiend]

BRO! I must be a selfish a$$hole. My simp stories invovle things like being hard on hoes ad regretting them and tryna hit em up once they don't want me lol. Dropping L-words and shyt.

My god, you nikkas really be out here spending money and putting time into this!?

 

[j.smooth4]

if you havent fukked after three weeks it aint going to happen

 

[Gold]

if you havent fukked after three weeks it aint going to happen

Sig worthy.

3 weeks of simpin and nothing to show for it? Gotta take the L and move on

 

[GoFlipAPack]

Is there a pic of said chick?