My wife will be going into delivery tonight. Nervous EDIT: My beautiful daughter is here
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do your part
Just be there and be supportive. Children under 4 months are generally easy, they require feeding, changing, love and lots of sleep. That's about it. As she recovers and gets better, you will be able to share responsibilities.
Post partum depression is real, it can occur sometimes. So if your wife becomes short tempered or irritable, just remember, its temporary.
Other than that, just enjoy it, its a blessed time. Children grow up quickly so just enjoy every part of that process.
Take some CBD oil, be chilled and calm (for her sake)
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Parents never have to pay for a party…
The secret to remaining calm when petrified is breathing. Take a deep breath and hold for 2 seconds. Do this over and over for a few minutes. You can also just get down and do as many pushups as you can muster. If your anxiety is drug or caffeine related can't help you.While I try to keep her calm. My heart is racing BrehsThis will be our first child. (Scheduled c section)
I held my wife leg during our first baby eating beef jerky. Smell was a little strong. If you scared stay in the lobby. U useless if you faint and the nurse has to attend to you instead of your wife.
If you black, watch them nurses and make sure they don't have scars and open wounds on their arms and hands. Yes after the baby is born too. KAISER PERMANETE sent a nurse with some meth picking marks or lesions on her arms to try and show us how to change diapers.
Other then that congrats and good luck. We had a code blue and my son almost died after being choked out by the cord.
Don't be shocked if the Dr gives your wife a longer p*ssy. Just tellum extra stitches.
When the EKG machine starts to flatten out it's about to go down down. You going to see big hills and in those hills are going to get smaller and smaller.
Be ready for the nurses to tell you to get out if she needs an epidural.
If your wife thinks she's tough without that epidural she might want to think again if she's delivering on her back.
Man up, look and watch the horror show. See if you a real man.
We did a C-section for our second child and I got to say the delivery looked a lot worse even though I was staring at the inside of my wife's guts as they put random organs on a table and asked me if I was okay. It was a hole in the wall from some big dudes guys head as he fainted and went tumbling. I told that chick I know Brazilians Jiu-jitsuitsu stop it
See you on the other side brother. You should have a newfound respect for women after you watch a human being come out of her body.
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humminbird
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Don't use a 'good' car for the job. She is gonna be puttin a lot of wear and tear on the vehicle. It's best to get a beater that is relatively reliable. Also, tell her to buy pepper spray if she's goin to bad neighborhoods and to always trust her instincts if a house doesn't feel right. Is this for a pizza company?
edit: there's two halves to op's original post apparently
Man, just don't look down. Stay up by the head and listen to your wife who will probably be a bytch. She'll be exhausted afterwards and look a hot mess. Just tell her she's beautiful and be there for her. Enjoy your baby. Will have a tough time sleeping the first few nights as you have to get u and feed the kid.
Congrats.
Congrats.
Congrats King on the baby. Its going to be a life changing moment. And a quick tip from a semi recent dad more then likely your woman is going to go through Postpartum. Don't take anything personal durning that time and continue to be with her. Cuz that shyt is a beast in itself. Ohhh yea and dont look while there doing the C-section. Seeing all the blood and organs ain't for the faint of heart.
Rell Shyt
Rell Shyt
LeVraiPapi
Redemption is Coming
Please ignore this advice. Your wife will be okay and never act out. Try to ask for advice and ask questions if you have any concerns. Don’t be aggressive with the people caring for your child. It’s lotta evil people out there breh
Dynamite James
The Main attraction
Thank you all for the advice. Just go back home. We have to go back to the hospital tomorrow morning now.
Killah Ray
Carolina hail to thee....
My wife never had to do a c-section with our 2 so I'm not sure how that goes, but just be there for her is the best I can tell you....
They fukked up my wife's epidural on our oldest and that shyt fukked up her legs for a few days so that was pretty bad but the shyt is beautiful once it happens....
Congrats though bruh...
They fukked up my wife's epidural on our oldest and that shyt fukked up her legs for a few days so that was pretty bad but the shyt is beautiful once it happens....
Congrats though bruh...
Dog Based Gremlin
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Its over for sleep once the baby comes