awwwright... dont ask bout dat sh!t though...
Name a L you took but bounced back from
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awwwright... dont ask bout dat sh!t though...
This was on some back in the day shyt, like a nikka was in 7th grade.
It's after lunch and we get to art class and we gotta do that bullshyt ass silent drawing shyt for like 20 minutes (you can't talk you gotta draw something/anything you want for 20 min) My friend next to me knocks a piece of paper off his desk by accident. I say to dude "Yo, you should pick that up. Somebody can slip on that and bust they ass." Dude was like chill
I got it. But dude never picks it up.
So 5 minutes later this other nikka comes to class late and this dude one of them playful ass nikkas. He walks by and snuffs me upside the head for no reason but he playing and that shyt made me mess up my drawing. I'm
so I get up quickly and throw and overhand right and clock this nikka. Dude stumbles back then throws a punch. I step back and make dude miss, but I slip on the same piece of paper I done told that other nikka to pick up. In my head I'm like 
.
I fall but I don't land on my back so I got up quick as fukk so when dude rushed me I caught him coming in with a nice lil shot. Dude grabbed me and pushed me toward a desk so while his head was down I was hitting him in the side then they broke that shyt up.
We didn't get suspended or nothing, they just talked to me and dude but when I went to go sit back at my desk I had the
look on that nikka who dropped the piece of paper. Dude looked at me like 
A piece of paper gave me and L only for a nikka to literally bounce back off that shyt.
It's after lunch and we get to art class and we gotta do that bullshyt ass silent drawing shyt for like 20 minutes (you can't talk you gotta draw something/anything you want for 20 min) My friend next to me knocks a piece of paper off his desk by accident. I say to dude "Yo, you should pick that up. Somebody can slip on that and bust they ass." Dude was like chill
I got it. But dude never picks it up.So 5 minutes later this other nikka comes to class late and this dude one of them playful ass nikkas. He walks by and snuffs me upside the head for no reason but he playing and that shyt made me mess up my drawing. I'm
so I get up quickly and throw and overhand right and clock this nikka. Dude stumbles back then throws a punch. I step back and make dude miss, but I slip on the same piece of paper I done told that other nikka to pick up. In my head I'm like . I fall but I don't land on my back so I got up quick as fukk so when dude rushed me I caught him coming in with a nice lil shot. Dude grabbed me and pushed me toward a desk so while his head was down I was hitting him in the side then they broke that shyt up.
We didn't get suspended or nothing, they just talked to me and dude but when I went to go sit back at my desk I had the
look on that nikka who dropped the piece of paper. Dude looked at me like A piece of paper gave me and L only for a nikka to literally bounce back off that shyt.
Box Cutta
Bumbling Sidekick
Had a baby pinned on me by a chick I was dating. Stuck with her thru the pregnancy, had a baby, found out he was a special needs baby cuz he was born with brain deformities and burst kidneys. Wondered how a nikka like me was gonna pay for a baby with special needs, especially one I never wanted by a woman I didn't want to be with. Then took a DNA test and found out he wasn't mine, fugg that baby and the bytch.
Breh, I'm here in class reading this trying my hardest not to burst....
Professor looking at me with a smirk on my face, probably about to call on my ass....
built up a 30+k bank account, bought a new crib and jeep in october 2008. wifey lost her job in december 2008. i was likewe are gonna run outta money soon if wifey doesn't get a job. in april of 2010 i lost my job (wifey still wasn't working). by june 2010, i had no money and my shyt started getting repo'd. car went first, and then my house
had to move in with my parents. 2 weeks after we moved in at my parents house, my wife found a job. then a month later, i found a job. we saved our money up, and in feb 2011, we moved into the house that we have now (leased). the very next month, i lost my new job
. started unemployement, and thought we would have to move out of this lease house and back with my parents again
then in june 2011, i started here at the hospital. it's been raining cash ever since. not only do i make/have more money now than i have EVER touched in my life, the job has endless opportunities for advancement (and more $$$$). so i bounced back like a BOSS.
now let's see how i bounce back from this pending divorce....
fool throw dem divorce papers in the bushes and tell yo wife to do the same. yall been thru way to much. stop acting like kids.
Had a baby pinned on me by a chick I was dating. Stuck with her thru the pregnancy, had a baby, found out he was a special needs baby cuz he was born with brain deformities and burst kidneys. Wondered how a nikka like me was gonna pay for a baby with special needs, especially one I never wanted by a woman I didn't want to be with. Then took a DNA test and found out he wasn't mine, fugg that baby and the bytch.
Had a baby pinned on me by a chick I was dating. Stuck with her thru the pregnancy, had a baby, found out he was a special needs baby cuz he was born with brain deformities and burst kidneys. Wondered how a nikka like me was gonna pay for a baby with special needs, especially one I never wanted by a woman I didn't want to be with. Then took a DNA test and found out he wasn't mine, fugg that baby and the bytch.
This part killed me
But damn you almost got stuck
Fillerguy
Veteran
i internalize my L's. One of these todays, my psyche wont be able to take anymore and they'll all pay:D
Had a baby pinned on me by a chick I was dating. Stuck with her thru the pregnancy, had a baby, found out he was a special needs baby cuz he was born with brain deformities and burst kidneys. Wondered how a nikka like me was gonna pay for a baby with special needs, especially one I never wanted by a woman I didn't want to be with. Then took a DNA test and found out he wasn't mine, fugg that baby and the bytch.
Bro U Almost Killed Me, I'm Serious My Chest Hurts, I Clutched My shyt Like Fred Sanford
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Had a baby pinned on me by a chick I was dating. Stuck with her thru the pregnancy, had a baby, found out he was a special needs baby cuz he was born with brain deformities and burst kidneys. Wondered how a nikka like me was gonna pay for a baby with special needs, especially one I never wanted by a woman I didn't want to be with. Then took a DNA test and found out he wasn't mine, fugg that baby and the bytch.
Definition of a super W.. Kudos to you, chief..
Box Cutta
Bumbling Sidekick
Bro U Almost Killed Me, I'm Serious My Chest Hurts, I Clutched My shyt Like Fred Sanford
- Sent From My iPhone 5 Using Tapatalk
For some reason, the "fugg" instead of "fukk" really pushes this over the edge....
For some reason, the "fugg" instead of "fukk" really pushes this over the edge....
"fugg" just make the shyt sound hilarious when imagining the sentence being said outloud