Name a thing, person, event etc. that would genuinely have cacs confused if mentioned around them

[Sankofa Alwayz]

Just a side note, a lotta Cacs be wayyy too comfortable with their pets….I think it was on IG that I saw some Cac dude having his parrot eat bird feed from out his fukking mouth

 

[Wild self]

BIG FACTS
But like that thread I posted before and others chimed in, white people are more "free" when it comes to sex (good/bad thing I guess)

White folks use sex as a hobby or free activity, like hiking.

Many Black folk use sex as a weapon or tool for resources or social gain.

 

[Wild self]

Essence Festival
Blacks (as in black n milds)
Potato salad and the importance of asking "who made this"
Clifton Powell
Black Gospel
Bid Whist
Family Reunions

And this one, they know a bit about RnB, like Brandy, Jodeci, Bobby Brown etc etc, but you stump them when you bring up "Tuxedo RnB". The Whispers, Shalamar, Evelyn Champagne King, Midnight Star, Kashif.

Yeah,white folks are crazy confused and lost when it comes to RnB, and a lot of them tend to be the legit Hip Hop heads. Only the superstar acts like Earth Wind and Fire, Marvin Gaye, Patti LaBelle get recognition from them. Everyone else, they think they dont exisy.

 

[Zebruh]

Explaining that my hair that hasn't been cut in 3 weeks doesn't look good.

 

[Rollie Forbes]

A "minute" isn't always 60 seconds.

 

[BmoreGorilla]

A "minute" isn't always 60 seconds.

A minute could be a whole day

5 minutes is like 30. When they say I’m down the street is 20 minutes. Around the corner is 10 minutes


Somehow all of these are shorter than “a minute”

 

[Taadow]

white boy at my job didnt know what ebony meant or how to pronounce the word...he was so confused he had all of us confused wit him...asking us what is e- bone-y?...we all looking like...then he spelled it...

...aaaand he busted, because if he’s seen that word but never heard it said then you know where he got it from. ROFL

 

[Taadow]

I had the White homie over one time and asked if he wanted some Kool-Aid.

When he had some he went “how did you get it to taste like this?”
He didn’t know Kool-Aid construction is alchemy.

I mixed the Pink Lemonade with Tropical Punch.
He said “when (his wife) tried to make Kool-Aid, she followed the instructions on the back of
the package. She used sugar packets and put the sugar in first. I almost cried.

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

Breh, she was like "I just thought you could just add water and warm it up". I'm like Jesus you sweet sheltered summer child.

I remember being like 7 and went to my cousins’ house. They both mixed and walked in seeing them make some ramen noodles. They threw the packet out and just ate the shyt with the boiling water & hot sauce. fukks me up to this day lmao.

 

[Mensch Fontana]

American history

 

[Rollie Forbes]

I remember being like 7 and went to my cousins’ house. They both mixed and walked in seeing them make some ramen noodles. They threw the packet out and just ate the shyt with the boiling water & hot sauce. fukks me up to this day lmao.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Top of the refrigerator used as a shelf

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Top of the refrigerator used as a shelf

For a while mine was a liquor cabinet

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Battle of the bands

No doubt. Our HBCU bands puts theirs to shame. We battle with music period. Big bands used to battle back in the day. Gospel choirs. And of course hip hop. Cacs idea of battling is arm wrestling or seeing who can pound the most brewskis

 

[FeverPitch2]

Had to be a young one not a boomer

they had a whole 60’s hit song called parsley sage rosemary & thyme

name of the song is Scarborough Fair
should be named Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme