Name a thing, person, event etc. that would genuinely have cacs confused if mentioned around them

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[kdslittlebro]

Don’t know if it’s been added yet but:

Leaving cereal boxes on top of the fridge or the kitchen island.

I had to Google this because I just knew it had to be universal

 

[Jahbarri]

“rag” aka washcloth

 

[Jahbarri]

BLM

Black history month

 

[Harry Sax]

back when i was trying to be in the wave game. Seen white dudes legit confused at brushing my hair.

This was the one

Lil cacs used to be in a heap of confusion

Even used to say shyt like ‘why are you brushing your hair? You don’t even have hair ‘

 

[Harry Sax]

A minute could be a whole day

5 minutes is like 30. When they say I’m down the street is 20 minutes. Around the corner is 10 minutes


Somehow all of these are shorter than “a minute”

A minute can be years

 

[he_is_I]

I remember I went to Walmart one time and was smelling laundry detergent to see which one I wanted to buy. This older white woman came up so surprised and said I never seen someone do that before!

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

I remember I went to Walmart one time and was smelling laundry detergent to see which one I wanted to buy. This older white woman came up so surprised and said I never seen someone do that before!

you smashed?

 

[Ski Mask]

Yeah lets create a thread giving away info knowin who lurks here and be surprised later down the road that theyve found out about it and started to profit off the things they didnt know about us.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

burning garbage in the kitchen sink or bathtub always pisses off sun dodgers, my landlord hates it.

 

[Hathaway]

burning garbage in the kitchen sink or bathtub always pisses off sun dodgers, my landlord hates it.

 

[klientel]

burning garbage in the kitchen sink or bathtub always pisses off sun dodgers, my landlord hates it.

Say wha….

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Say wha….

surprised nobody brought this up before. anytime i take a shower or do dishes i make sure to burn some trash before so that i can wash it down while i use the tub or sink to clean myself or dishes. two birds, one stone. cacs be bugging when i stay over at their place and i burn the trash from my car that built up on the drive there. wtf do you think i'm supposed to do with this shyt? wtf do you do with your trash?

yeah, this shyt got me feeling some way because i know damn well that when i'm not there that they are burning trash in the sink and tub just like us.

 

[Hathaway]

surprised nobody brought this up before. anytime i take a shower or do dishes i make sure to burn some trash before so that i can wash it down while i use the tub or sink to clean myself or dishes. two birds, one stone. cacs be bugging when i stay over at their place and i burn the trash from my car that built up on the drive there. wtf do you think i'm supposed to do with this shyt? wtf do you do with your trash?

yeah, this shyt got me feeling some way because i know damn well that when i'm not there that they are burning trash in the sink and tub just like us.

 

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Sometimes I hit people with some Gullah slang type dialect. In passing I do it so smooth I can see that they try to decipher the slang and do the math to figure out how I described a thing/situation using multi-score slang sequences.

Kinda like those old mechanics that’s elbow deep in a engine bay but more subtle. Sometimes I explain, sometimes I leave them to do the research.