Name the worst stretches at attempted rhyming of words that don't really rhyme

[Dusty Bake Activate]

No rhyme king...



"I got it made the big boss of the north, ain't shyt changed I still represent Swisha House"-Slim Thug

"Bunch of triple-cross nikkas, just New York nikkas, lift you off your feet when they was just talking with you"-Nas

 

[LandryFieldsDad]

trinidad james

I'm too fly, you know this
Lemme give your ass a checklist
One gold watch, two gold chains
Six gold rings, it's nothing, God Dayum
OG Jordans, them high socks
No shirt on, I'm stunting, okay
And this song for them fukk nikkas
Who hating on you this summer, fukk em
Talk shyt behind your back
But won't say shyt in public, fukk em

 

[L&HH]

Wale has a couple of these and Ross does at time too. But Birdman is the biggest offender. First off he consistently rhymes nikka with nikka.

His verse on money to blow always sticks out to me

Yea, richer than the richest, we certified getting it
CM, YM, Cash Money business
Higher than the ceiling, fly like a bird
Hit the Gucci store and later get served
We smoked out, with no roof on it
Them people passing, so we smash on 'em
Ballin' up: we keep the cash on deck
Lamborghini and the Bentleys on the V-set
Louis lens iced up with the black diamonds
Cartier, Ferrari the new Spider
No lie, I'm higher than I ever been
Born rich, born Uptown, born to win
Fully loaded, automatic 6 Benz
Candy paint, foreign lights with my bytch in
Born hustling, too big nikka to size me up
Count stunting, more money - burn 'em up

The bold always makes me cringe, Spider and Diamond do not rhyme by any stretch of your imagination.

 

[Hulk Hogan]

The bold always makes me cringe, Spider and Diamond do not rhyme by any stretch of your imagination.

SPI-DER, BROTHER! DI-AMOND, DUDE!

 

[L&HH]

SPI-DER, BROTHER! DI-AMOND, DUDE!

I stand corrected

 

[LucaBrasi]

trinidad james

I'm too fly, you know this
Lemme give your ass a checklist
One gold watch, two gold chains
Six gold rings, it's nothing, God Dayum
OG Jordans, them high socks
No shirt on, I'm stunting, okay
And this song for them fukk nikkas
Who hating on you this summer, fukk em
Talk shyt behind your back
But won't say shyt in public, fukk em

This is with whom y'all place your faith

Can't believe dude has fans

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Wale has a couple of these and Ross does at time too. But Birdman is the biggest offender. First off he consistently rhymes nikka with nikka.

His verse on money to blow always sticks out to me



The bold always makes me cringe, Spider and Diamond do not rhyme by any stretch of your imagination.

He and the aforementioned Trinidad James have both rhymed "chain" and "rang."

 

[malbaker86]

Trinidad James

Hold the hand claps cause I don't want none
My iPhone's got a gold button (Flexin')

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

"People lined up to see the Titanic sinking, instead we rose from the ash like a phoenix"-Jay-Z

 

[Anti-Anime]

First off he consistently rhymes nikka with nikka.

Then we went to the hood and then we started to ball nikka
We know them people been paper chasin
So we stay out the way then we pull out the hardest nikka
We keep the gats close, incase you wan' know
You come to the hood I bet you a target nikka
Its all good till you catch a case
A nikka never escape cuz you addicted to money nikka
Well let me bring you back yesterday
I lil' homie I know got full of that barma nikka
fukkin round wit' that kid and play
nikka fukkin wit' G's a nikka twisted his body nikka
Well let me tell you bout' this game I know
You keep flippin' dough homie you'll be ridin the flyest nikka


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[Non Sequitur]

"All about my Franklin's, Lincoln's and Reagan's...whenever they make them...I shall hayve them..."

 

[L&HH]

Then we went to the hood and then we started to ball nikka (stAnnotatearted to ball)
We know them people been paper chasin
So we stay out the way then we pull out the hardest nikka
We keep the gats close, incase you wan' know
You come to the hood I bet you a target nikka
Its all good till you catch a case
A nikka never escape cuz you addicted to money nikka
Well let me bring you back yesterday
I lil' homie I know got full of that barma nikka
fukkin round wit' that kid and play
nikka fukkin wit' G's a nikka twisted his body nikka
Well let me tell you bout' this game I know
You keep flippin' dough homie you'll be ridin the flyest nikka

/thread I dont think anything is topping this. They got so many weed carriers on the label too that can easily pen him a verse like Gudda Gudda where was you at when he was in the booth

 

[Jesus]

Owww, hoes turn they heads like, owls
I'm the man of the hour
Triple entendre, don't even ask me how

 

[Plexxx]

the slim thug one...cause that nikka said "Nawf" instead of north. so it works for him

 

[Majestyx]

most of these new nikkas rappin now rarely use words that actually rhyme