Name the worst stretches at attempted rhyming of words that don't really rhyme

[I SEEN THAT LIGHT]

Good morn-i-an
Look at the valedictorian

 

[MasterKush]

/thread I dont think anything is topping this. They got so many weed carriers on the label too that can easily pen him a verse like Gudda Gudda where was you at when he was in the booth

But honestly its stunna man. He's not even a rapper like that.

 

[Insensitive]

Slant Rhyme apparently no longer exists

 

[Pool_Shark]

Dope thread subs. I kno there's a lot but too drunk now.

 

[Mr. Negative]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-IRh7xSPrM[/ame]

 

[CHAIN]

The thread starter is a good poster but this is a lame thread. This is some straight up nerd shyt.
I don't know how many times the rhyming nikka with nikka thing has to be explained.
Is it a white thing? does it offend you?

rhyming up with up and out with out, great rappers do it all the time. or is that not as equally offensive?

I understand what the thread starter is trying to do but this is gonna turn in to a youtube comment section session.

Raekwon, Prodigy and Nas dropped a bunch of non rhyming lines, its their thing.

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

"we big flip jug we tote it off a forklift
the way my blood kick it you'd think he had a blackbelt"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5wAk7PXmBI#t=2ms

one of the most cringeworthy lines i think i've ever heard. even the way he spit that shyt... you could tell he just didn't give a fukk

 

[blackirish]

Black Thought's verse on The Day, he slants his pronunciation something serious to rhyme the I and O sounds. Still a good verse, lots of multis...

Before I rise and shine like a neon sign
I need the girl of my dreams to give me Einstein
And burn the marijuan' like Buju Banton
It's my only bonafide break from these confines
I need a change of scenery like a montage
These kids bringing me the noise like the Bomb Squad
And everybody coming at me from the blindside
I'm tired, it's hard to open up my eyes wide
I listen to some theme music on the iPod
And walk around the crib doing little odd jobs
Checking my breath, take a view from this high rise
Feeling like I'm checking out a game from the sideline
I got to try different things in these trying times
Twenty-ten is different than it was in nine-five
It's come alive time, I picked a fine time
For getting open off life like a fine wine

 

[DaveyDave]

you do know not all rappers rhyme the end words of every second line? not every 2 lines is a rhyming couplet.

 

[DaveyDave]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-IRh7xSPrM

Mos is right, if you're a good enough rhymer you can make anything rhyme & you can use things liek your flow & playing witht he break up of the words to make shyt rhyme. good MC's do it all the time.

 

[piff star]

"Two personalities check the posture...smoke out the mouth clear out the nostrils"-styles p

 

[360dagod]

Then we went to the hood and then we started to ball nikka
We know them people been paper chasin
So we stay out the way then we pull out the hardest nikka
We keep the gats close, incase you wan' know
You come to the hood I bet you a target nikka
Its all good till you catch a case
A nikka never escape cuz you addicted to money nikka
Well let me bring you back yesterday
I lil' homie I know got full of that barma nikka
fukkin round wit' that kid and play
nikka fukkin wit' G's a nikka twisted his body nikka
Well let me tell you bout' this game I know
You keep flippin' dough homie you'll be ridin the flyest nikka


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL6qDviDFqM

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KvCuvbaxq0[/ame]

^^^^

Let Stunna B...LOL

This might have been one of the last songs that Baby was gamespittin on..

He tells you he aint a rapper...

RIP TO THAT CLASSIC CMR SOUND

 

[intilectual recipricol]

"disclaimer, this rhamer"

 

[JasonSJackson]

Prodigy

 

[GambinoMakeItWork]

Wayne and all his "oops I mean..." rhymes