Name your Jamaican Child

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The names of the younger Jamaicans have changed y’all.

My sister has a friend called Innasue, her yearbook is littered with children whose parents have flung two vowels within thirteen consonants and called it a day.

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Him - My full name is actually "Marvin Leopold [lastname]"
Me - Just a wild guess: You're Jamaican, huh? :beli:
Him - My parents are. Are you? How'd you know?:leostare:
Me - "Leopold" :smugdraper:
Him - Ahhh... yes:shaq2: Are you Jamaican?
Me - Haitian:sitdown:
 

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Gresford Parkins name of an actual dude I knew.:mjlol:

His son's names were Ravi and Rannaco.:mjlit:How these nikkas got jobs with these names was really beyond me.

Even my own mom at the time heard them shyts and went :francis::beli:"Thank god I had the right sense to name to my children"

No lie man....right in front of me and my oldest sister and she went had this :sas2:
 

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Everton and Emerson - Those are two brothers i met yesterday.

Also Shabba Ranks real name is "Rexton Rawlston Fernando Gordon"
 
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My former manager

Him - My full name is actually "Marvin Leopold [lastname]"
Me - Just a wild guess: You're Jamaican, huh? :beli:
Him - My parents are. Are you? How'd you know?:leostare:
Me - "Leopold" :smugdraper:
Him - Ahhh... yes:shaq2: Are you Jamaican?
Me - Haitian:sitdown:
the leopold one baffles me as a jamaican. that belgian fukk was hitler on steroids when it came to killing black people.
 

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the leopold one baffles me as a jamaican. that belgian fukk was hitler on steroids when it came to killing black people.
Understood but we have to be careful how we attach a name to one person who did some foul shyt. We can't just crucify everyone who chooses to name their kid Adolf because of Hitler. These names been around for centuries before until one infamous person with that name left a scar.

I grew up with a kid in Haiti named Adolf and apparently that name goes way back in his family. His parents didn't give a fuxk and still named him Adolf and we used to tease him about it but his pops (also named Adolf) didn't give a fukk.

Heck I know a French guy named Adolf. Despite all Charles Leclerc's and Napoleon's atrocities in Haiti know many Haitians named Charles and Napoleon. Find me a US president that was a known racist and I'll find you African Americans with the same first name.
You mean to tell me there will be no Donalds among black americans starting 2016?:francis:
 
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On the low, Bahamians be using these same old English and Spanish names too.

Know many Bahamians named Carlton, Winston and Levardo and Alfonso and Orlando.

One of my best friends is Bahamian and his name is Walter but he has some old English middle name I can't recall what it was. I'll edit when I ask him
 
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