Need Help Passing Drug Test

[Patrick Kane]

Live in America brehs

Man I couldn't imagine living in a country where you can't even smoke weed freely without your employers pressing you for drug tests and shyt

How common is this anyway? I get breh getting caught up in the system over some dumb shyt but its like these drug tests are just set up for failure for anyone taking em. You fail this shyt, you possibly can go to jail, no?

Muthafukkas are stressed as shyt out here... Weed helps people cope with the fukkery of day to day life and nikkas can't even do that

 

[Lord_nikon]

So I got popped for a small crime, and basically need to go to a drug and alcohol counselor to show the court that I'm clean. They are making me pee in a cup. I am yet to schedule the date, but it will have to be within a month.

I smoke everyday, a little over a quarter oz a week. I'm not trying to quit for like 3 weeks. What are the best detox cleansers to take? I honestly don't really want to use synthetic urine, just seems too risky. If there are some good detox cleansers, do I have to stop for a week, or can I literally smoke a day or two before the test? Also, what else helps other than cleansers? I heard drinking lots of water and working out a lot to sweat it out.

My plan for now is to try to find a detox cleanser and then test it with a store bought drug test before I do the actual drug test. If it fails, I can call and pay a small fee to push back my piss test.

Any help would be very much appreciated.

My Ex GF did that, when you smoke everyday thc stays in your body longer, if you are fat and smoke everyday you might as well retire for a year or commandeer someone else piss lol
these new test can tell when you stopped smoking to.

 

[King Jae]

...u giving functional potheads a bad name man....it's 3 fukkin weeks bruh....granted I get homocidal after a stressful week and no gas... but still....u have a valid reason to stop...most daily smokers can for important shyt...u know money(job) or ur freedom...sitting in the can smelling another nagas piss ain't the wave bruh....plus most P.O.s do thc levels.. long as ur levels go down over time u good...

 

[NotaPAWG]

dude just quit smoking, it’s not worth it to be caught up in the system for years and violate probation and get locked up

 

[Big Daddy]

Why all the funny looks?

Because these n!ggas are fakkits(suck d!ck and take it up the ass) in real life and they’re square little fukkboy lames completely naive and out of touch with reality so they say square ass white boy sh!t like “just stop smoking dude duhh”.

Best thing for to do is order som Quick Fix synthetic urine. Dont have time to wait for something in the mail? You can go to most hood stores that sell smoke pipes and buy some synthetic urine there. You wont find Quick Fix which is the most popular, but youll find UPass(which i dont trust but some reviews rate it highly) or try ti find Xtreme Fetish brand synthetic.

 

[god shamgod]

Op don't pay these lames any attention.

Use this

Guaranteed to pass and you don't have to stop smoking. That detox stuff is way more risky than this

get the 2 oz bottle that's all you need. Cost like 29.99

 

[Inf1ne]

If its just a dipstick just get ya piss clear (32-64) oz of water the morning of test day then drink a red bull to give it some color or just take a break for a few weeks so ya tolerance go down

 

[Dolla$]

So I got popped for a small crime, and basically need to go to a drug and alcohol counselor to show the court that I'm clean. They are making me pee in a cup. I am yet to schedule the date, but it will have to be within a month.

I smoke everyday, a little over a quarter oz a week. I'm not trying to quit for like 3 weeks. What are the best detox cleansers to take? I honestly don't really want to use synthetic urine, just seems too risky. If there are some good detox cleansers, do I have to stop for a week, or can I literally smoke a day or two before the test? Also, what else helps other than cleansers? I heard drinking lots of water and working out a lot to sweat it out.

My plan for now is to try to find a detox cleanser and then test it with a store bought drug test before I do the actual drug test. If it fails, I can call and pay a small fee to push back my piss test.

Any help would be very much appreciated.

Jazz Juice. Just make sure you don’t smoke the days leading to the date you need to take the test

 

[NotaPAWG]

I run a drug rehab center. Zelle me and I'll write some shyt with my letterhead saying you passed before I leave my office today. Real talk.

like they’re not gonna know

risk losing your job over someone who can’t quit smoking pot for 3 weeks

 

[get these nets]

So I got popped for a small crime, and basically need to go to a drug and alcohol counselor to show the court that I'm clean. They are making me pee in a cup. I am yet to schedule the date, but it will have to be within a month.

I smoke everyday, a little over a quarter oz a week. I'm not trying to quit for like 3 weeks. What are the best detox cleansers to take? I honestly don't really want to use synthetic urine, just seems too risky. If there are some good detox cleansers, do I have to stop for a week, or can I literally smoke a day or two before the test? Also, what else helps other than cleansers? I heard drinking lots of water and working out a lot to sweat it out.

My plan for now is to try to find a detox cleanser and then test it with a store bought drug test before I do the actual drug test. If it fails, I can call and pay a small fee to push back my piss test.

Any help would be very much appreciated.

Stop smoking.
They gave you an alternate to jail time. If you don't care about your freedom or if you like being under state supervision....fire it up.

 

[Skip b]

So I got popped for a small crime, and basically need to go to a drug and alcohol counselor to show the court that I'm clean. They are making me pee in a cup. I am yet to schedule the date, but it will have to be within a month.

I smoke everyday, a little over a quarter oz a week. I'm not trying to quit for like 3 weeks. What are the best detox cleansers to take? I honestly don't really want to use synthetic urine, just seems too risky. If there are some good detox cleansers, do I have to stop for a week, or can I literally smoke a day or two before the test? Also, what else helps other than cleansers? I heard drinking lots of water and working out a lot to sweat it out.

My plan for now is to try to find a detox cleanser and then test it with a store bought drug test before I do the actual drug test. If it fails, I can call and pay a small fee to push back my piss test.

Any help would be very much appreciated.

You sure they are taking piss and not hair.....


Detox cleansers dont do shyt breh, I was on like 5 detox's getting six, 7 day cleasnse blood clenase, gnc shyt etc, cranberry pills, niacin and had about 15 home marijunana test and failed all of them over the course of two weeks, after taking all that shyt, stopping smoking and all

Your best bet is someone with clean piss...Or give yourself 50 days as tree these days is too high powered

 

[...o3]

...you a coli bruh, i got you.

i've done this a couple of times for dudes over the interwebs. what part of the city is the clinic in? i'll go down there, give them your i.d., fill up to the line and not a drop more, then proceed to piss everywhere except inside the toilet bowl (don't worry, the urine techs like to be challenged), initial the sample for you, then i'd be out.

i already don't drink or smoke...i'm a total square, so you'd be good there. assuming you're a bruh...or dark skinned indian, we all look the same to them anyway, so face recognition during the identification process won't be a problem either.

pm me the info

 

[Smokin Rider]

I had to stop for 40 days to get a good job cause I was an everyday smoker. Luckily for me I've always worked out and had low bodyfat, I also used the sauna to sweat it out. Finally had my interview last week and passed my drug test with ease. Got hired yesterday and lit up last night

 

[FSP]

...you a coli bruh, i got you.

i've done this a couple of times for dudes over the interwebs. what part of the city is the clinic in? i'll go down there, give them your i.d., fill up to the line and not a drop more, then proceed to piss everywhere except inside the toilet bowl (don't worry, the urine techs like to be challenged), initial the sample for you, then i'd be out.

i already don't drink or smoke...i'm a total square, so you'd be good there. assuming you're a bruh...or dark skinned indian, we all look the same to them anyway, so face recognition during the identification process won't be a problem either.

pm me the info

Anyway OP you just need something called Quick Fix 6.2. It's sythetic urine that you can substitute for a sample instead. DON'T LISTEN TO ANY OTHER ADVICE IN THIS THREAD just get the fukking formula

 

[New Username]

I can vouch for this

High Voltage Detox - Instructions For Fast & Effective Toxin Cleanse

Try it at home first and see tho

Im not trying to get nikkas hemmed up